Annoyed at thread drift
- Thread starter geddylee10002000
- Start date
- Status
BigCityChief
Member
MasterTech1960
Member
[ame]http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=HuZzDDHDRqM[/ame]
[ame]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rOsIR98G0hE[/ame]
Someone need a Doctor and an ambulance?
One of my favorite lines:
Dom asked Jack, "if you're a doctor, where's your bag"?
Jack says, as he holds up his middle finger "I'm a proctologist, in my line of work I rarely need more than this"!
On the first day, God created the dog and said, "Sit all day by the door
of your house and bark at anyone who comes in or walks past. For this, I
will give you a life span of twenty years."
The dog said, "That's a long time to be barking. How about only ten years
and I'll give you back the other ten?"
And God saw that it was good.
On the second day, God created the monkey and said, "Entertain people, do
tricks, and make them laugh. For this, I'll give you a twenty-year life span."
The monkey said, "Monkey tricks for twenty years? That's a pretty long
time to perform. How about I give you back ten like the dog did?"
And God, again saw that it was good.
On the third day, God created the cow and said, "You must go into the
field with the farmer all day long and suffer under the sun, have calves
and give milk to support the farmer's family. For this, I will give you a
life span of sixty years."
The cow said, "That's kind of a tough life you want me to live for sixty
years. How about twenty and I'll give back the other forty?"
And God agreed that it was good.
On the fourth day, God created humans and said, "Eat, sleep, play, marry
and enjoy your life. For this, I'll give you twenty years."
But the human said, "Only twenty years? Could you possibly give me my
twenty, the forty the cow gave back, the ten the monkey gave back and the
ten the dog gave back; that makes eighty, okay?"
"Okay," said God, "You asked for it."
So that is why for our first twenty years, we eat, sleep, play, and enjoy
ourselves. For the next forty years, we slave in the sun to support our
family. For the next ten years, we do monkey tricks to entertain the
grandchildren. For the last ten years, we sit on the front porch and bark
at everyone.
Life has now been explained to you.
There is no need to thank me for this valuable information. I'm doing it
as a public service. If you are looking for me, I will be on the front porch!
of your house and bark at anyone who comes in or walks past. For this, I
will give you a life span of twenty years."
The dog said, "That's a long time to be barking. How about only ten years
and I'll give you back the other ten?"
And God saw that it was good.
On the second day, God created the monkey and said, "Entertain people, do
tricks, and make them laugh. For this, I'll give you a twenty-year life span."
The monkey said, "Monkey tricks for twenty years? That's a pretty long
time to perform. How about I give you back ten like the dog did?"
And God, again saw that it was good.
On the third day, God created the cow and said, "You must go into the
field with the farmer all day long and suffer under the sun, have calves
and give milk to support the farmer's family. For this, I will give you a
life span of sixty years."
The cow said, "That's kind of a tough life you want me to live for sixty
years. How about twenty and I'll give back the other forty?"
And God agreed that it was good.
On the fourth day, God created humans and said, "Eat, sleep, play, marry
and enjoy your life. For this, I'll give you twenty years."
But the human said, "Only twenty years? Could you possibly give me my
twenty, the forty the cow gave back, the ten the monkey gave back and the
ten the dog gave back; that makes eighty, okay?"
"Okay," said God, "You asked for it."
So that is why for our first twenty years, we eat, sleep, play, and enjoy
ourselves. For the next forty years, we slave in the sun to support our
family. For the next ten years, we do monkey tricks to entertain the
grandchildren. For the last ten years, we sit on the front porch and bark
at everyone.
Life has now been explained to you.
There is no need to thank me for this valuable information. I'm doing it
as a public service. If you are looking for me, I will be on the front porch!
Smith goes to see his supervisor in the front office.
"Boss," he says, "we're doing some heavy house-cleaning at home tomorrow, and my wife needs me to help with the attic and the garage, moving and hauling stuff."
"We're short-handed, Smith," the boss replies. "I can't give you the day off."
"Thanks, boss," says Smith, "I knew I could count on you!"
"Boss," he says, "we're doing some heavy house-cleaning at home tomorrow, and my wife needs me to help with the attic and the garage, moving and hauling stuff."
"We're short-handed, Smith," the boss replies. "I can't give you the day off."
"Thanks, boss," says Smith, "I knew I could count on you!"
My ex took me to a place in Little Rock years ago whose specialty was foot long chili dogs. They would put a liberal serving of Cole Slaw over the chili dog. It sounds pretty sickening, but once I finally managed to try it, I loved it! Pretty tasty.
BigCityChief
Member
Happy Wednesday!
I would too!
There's a restaurant in New Milford, CT. The Cookhouse. Right before the intersection of Rts 7 and 202.
If you're ever in the area, it's a stop you MUST make.
The pulled pork sammich is to die for. (AND the brisket. AND the ribs.) !!!
The idea of putting slaw on pulled pork grossed me out at first.
But after trying it, I don't have my slaw on the side anymore.
It's soooooo taaaaaasty!
Now I want a Fat Tommy's Cookhouse pulled pork sammich for breffast.
Dang.
Have a wonderful Wednesday, Drifters!
Last edited:
BigCityChief
Member
^Yep! A great place!^
vonn
US Veteran
Good,food,food! I stop by to check on the drift and immediately I am hungry because someone has posted something that is tasty! Good thing the forum doesn't allow sax talk or I would be in trouble.
BigCityChief
Member
It's as simple as this.
shouldazagged
Absent Comrade
Not math again!
Just pretend this is witty.
Just pretend this is witty.
So what are you saying? The Forum discriminates against reed instruments? I never knew...
Sounds delish! to qoute Homer S : "Why does everything have to taste so good?!".
BigCityChief
Member
BigCityChief
Member
BigCityChief
Member
Let's get back to food. It's something we all love!
- Status
Similar threads
