Annoyed at thread drift

[Rustyt1953]

This kept me in Yoo-hoo and wax lips.

 

[loknload]

 

[BigBill]

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=xt0TTZIqFbQ

Here comes the real heavy hitters. L&H.

 

[Rustyt1953]

#1. Free Bird

#2. Rocky Top

#3. Sweet Caroline

 

[BigBill]

This kept me in Yoo-hoo and wax lips.

What ever happen to those back pages of the comic books that offered 50 fishing lures for $5.00?????

 

[labworm]

#1. Free Bird

#2. Rocky Top

#3. Sweet Caroline

Ya know we can't play baseball in Fenway without that tune.

 

[snubbyfan]

The laptop's being a hunk of poop water, so I'm on the mighty Samsung tablet.
While we were at the hardware store today, I took a look in the gun case.
Saw a Ruger LC9s and decided to check it out. Has a sweet trigger and the back strap to trigger reach is just right. It's $349 but comes with just one magazine. Midway has mags for $30 each.
I can make myself a holster and matching mag pouch.

 

[Rustyt1953]

I still have nightmares about bar napkins thrown at me on stage with those songs written on them.

I gave at the office.

 

[Rustyt1953]

The laptop's being a hunk of poop water, so I'm on the mighty Samsung tablet.
While we were at the hardware store today, I took a look in the gun case.
Saw a Ruger LC9s and decided to check it out. Has a sweet trigger and the back strap to trigger reach is just right. It's $349 but comes with just one magazine. Midway has mags for $30 each.
I can make myself a holster and matching mag pouch.

My nephew has one. I want one too.

 

[bigride]

Can you think of any non-prohibited topics that have not been mentioned in the drift?

Uni-brows?

 

[jell-dog]

I understand the LIKE button! But shouldn't there be a BOO button as well???

Just asking????

YES,TAKE YER PICK OR THINK Of YER OWN!!

 

[labworm]

Snubby

From experience.

Always flush before you wipe.

 

[bigride]

What's a constitutional? Is it a description of how (deleted adjective used to describe those associated with a prohibited topic) bureaucrats treat the constitution these days?

 

[bigride]

Ya know we can't play baseball in Fenway

I know. I'm a stinker.

 

[bigride]

I still have nightmares about bar napkins thrown at me on stage with those songs written on them.

I gave at the office.

I thought they threw unmentionable undergarments at you.

 

[snubbyfan]

What's a constitutional? Is it a description of how (deleted adjective used to describe those associated with a prohibited topic) bureaucrats treat the constitution these days?

It's a nicer way of saying that I took a big dump.

 

[prplbkrr]

I still have nightmares about bar napkins thrown at me on stage with those songs written on them.

I gave at the office.

The only thing thrown at me in the bar were fists.

 

[snubbyfan]

How 'bout beer bottles?
[ame]https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=Y_KtQ1BqfHM[/ame]

 

[Rustyt1953]

I thought they threw unmentionable undergarments at you.

Tru dat, but now I'll never run out of boxer shorts.

 

[bigride]

1) Blinded By the Light/Manfred Mann
2) Benny and the Jets/Sir Elton John
3) Fat Bottomed Girls/Queen
with an honorable mention to Bohemian Rhapsody

 

[labworm]

How 'bout beer bottles?
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=Y_KtQ1BqfHM

Funny, I was just watching that movie for the 60th time about 5 days ago.

 

[bigride]

Well...we can check that one off the list.

 

[vonn]

Long day, can't believe I am this late getting caught up ,now I am just about ready to crash! Good drift! Remember selling Grit with a couple of my buddies but I don't think we made much as I remember. We covered a lot of miles on our bikes and as long as we got home around dark we were good! Drift on,don't worry be happy.

 

[shouldazagged]

I haven't seen this in years. I have no idea what prompted me to look for it.

https://youtu.be/0UmepmY5jSk

 

[shouldazagged]

But what the hell, let's pick it up a little:

https://youtu.be/r5eotQ_J3ms

 

[snubbyfan]

Had to refresh the laptop but I got it working. Still got some stuff to set up but at least I can get back on the forum with it.

 

[BigCityChief]

We got up nice and early to go to yet another doctors appointment today. My wife was up before the alarm and took her morning constitutional.
Unfortunately "it" didn't go down and we don't have a plunger.
It drained down so I decided to flush again, even though my wife told me not to.
Sure enough poop water all over the bathroom floor.
I mopped it up before we left then went down to the basement toilet for my constitutional.
Had the doctors appointment, got the fmla paperwork done for my wife and scheduled some physical therapy for her knee.
We stopped at the "Earth dog" cafe in Berkeley Springs for some barbecue for lunch, then we went to Hunter's Hardware to look at guns and buy a plunger.
Since I disobeyed I did all the plunging and scrubbing while my wife watched and said "I told you not to flush it."
Glad I'm not squeamish, that was kinda gross.

https://33.media.tumblr.com/c0b6bf340be6f79fc40e808e8d528c94/tumblr_inline_nvo1sztXiF1sfmtdg_500.gif

 

[BigCityChief]

I understand the LIKE button! But shouldn't there be a BOO button as well???

Just asking????

How's this?

https://joseinextdoor.files.wordpress.com/2015/09/boo-pb2.gif

 

[PatriotX]

Tru dat, but now I'll never run out of boxer shorts.

When I saw Tom Jones sing a handful of years ago, he made reference to the undergarments commonly thrown on stage during his performances.


He did mention that lately they had gotten "somewhat larger."

 

[timn8er]

Since Shouda opened the door on the Paul Simon songs, I'll post this. It was one of my favorites with this one band I was in. Great bass line!

[ame]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uq-gYOrU8bA[/ame]