Annoyed at thread drift

[pawngal]

We had a sausage, egg, hash brown and cheese casserole covered in milk gravy and ludicrous amounts of sriracha.

My gizzard just put in for a transfer.

Must be the night for breakfast. Had an veggie omelet & salsa.

 

[PatriotX]

I have an opposite picture but seems every time I post it somewhere I get dinged.

Opposite, like she's wearing black while washing a white car?


I see no problem with it.



Currently smoking almost four kilos of brisket. <--- Math for Bigride.

Updates to follow.

 

[timn8er]

JI just opened a fortune cookie that said, "We saw what you did on September 12, 1985."

The last fortune cookie I had said "You will hurt your foot."

 

[kwselke]

Because I felt like it, and because I get a free ride to jury duty next week.

[ame]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CWpND8GhBuU[/ame]

 

[bigride]

Currently smoking almost four kilos of brisket. <--- Math for Bigride.

Updates to follow.

Brisket is math I can really enjoy.

I was a little worried though when you talked about smoking four kilos. That's some serious Cheech and Chong action.

Just pretend this is hwitty.

 

[bigride]

My last fortune cookie was from 1985.

Just pretend this is hwitty.

 

[snubbyfan]

Man I hate diets.
But I'm still determined to get down to my pre-neuropathy weight.
I gained some winter weight that's got to go.

 

[Rustyt1953]

 

[kwselke]

Currently smoking almost four kilos of brisket. <--- Math for Bigride.
Updates to follow.

I got this one BR... Roughly 8.2 pounds of raw brisket should yield about 4 pounds of well smoked brisket. It may take you anywhere between 12 and 24 hours to cook depending on your smoking technique. Once cooked there will be enough for BR and I to eat our fill and you will have one pound left for yourself and others.

 

[Rustyt1953]

 

[jell-dog]

Not me!

You know what water does to leather.

Shrinkage????

 

[arjay]

Shouldn't you be out voting for uncommitted primary delegates.

Um..what? [emoji14][emoji16]

 

[arjay]

I'm going to looking for this crew to be washing my freshly rained on Vette!

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[bigwheelzip]

Um..what? [emoji14][emoji16]

Ya know, instead of ...."I'm going to looking for this crew to be washing my freshly rained on Vette!"

Tongue in cheek quip about about the nutty PA system of voting for delegates who are free to support anyone. Like why bother?

 

[Rustyt1953]

In case you're ever attacked by an engine block, I give you the .905 caliber rifle:
[ame]https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=JxQsNF-kYEo[/ame]

 

[snubbyfan]

[ame]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f9QtzELnqaw[/ame]

 

[bigride]

I got this one BR... Roughly 8.2 pounds of raw brisket should yield about 4 pounds of well smoked brisket. It may take you anywhere between 12 and 24 hours to cook depending on your smoking technique. Once cooked there will be enough for BR and I to eat our fill and you will have one pound left for yourself and others.

After smoking 4 kilos, you will certainly be baked.

Just pretend this is hwitty.

 

[Rustyt1953]

Smokable "brisket" is $80.00 per oz.

$80.00 x 8.8 lbs = a car.

 

[chud333]

The last fortune cookie I had said "You will hurt your foot."

Got a chuckle out of this.
Reminded me of last time i took mom out for Chinese.
At the end of the meal everyone got their fortune cookie
and we all took turns reading them going around the table.
When Mom opened hers she got a puzzled look on her face
and said, "Food is Good" ??? What on earth do they mean
by that.
It was the (learn to speak Chinese phrase) on the back side with the Chinese writing.
Needless to say she turned it over to the other side and
had her fortune.

We laughed so hard that evening.

Chuck

 

[PatriotX]

Smokable "brisket" is $80.00 per oz.

$80.00 x 8.8 lbs = a car.

One lid of brisket, please. Four fingers doesn't cut it, either.

 

[arjay]

Ya know, instead of ...."I'm going to looking for this crew to be washing my freshly rained on Vette!"



Tongue in cheek quip about about the nutty PA system of voting for delegates who are free to support anyone. Like why bother?

Politics?! I got distracted by the pretty girls.Some things don't change [emoji1]

 

[Rustyt1953]

I haven't heard the term 'lid' in a while.

Getting misty eyed.

 

[bigride]

I haven't heard the term 'lid' in a while.

Getting misty eyed.

"Misty eyed"...is that what they used to call it?

Just pretend this is hwitty.

 

[PatriotX]

"Misty eyed"...is that what they used to call it?

.

 

[Rustyt1953]

I remember when you could blindfold me with dental floss.

 

[timjake]

905th Air Refueling Squadron, Heavy

905th Air Refueling Squadron, Heavy - Boom Operator

905th Air Refueling Squadron, Heavy - Boom Operator

905th Air Refueling Squadron, Heavy - Charlie Team

905th Air Refueling Squadron, Heavy - Top Navigator - First Quarter

 

[BigCityChief]

Good morning, Drifters! 39° F in Oranmore this morning. Looking forward to a nice Irish Breakfast and then off to Bunratty Castle. Have a Happy Wednesday![emoji2]


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[BigCityChief]

I just opened a fortune cookie that said, "We saw what you did on September 12, 1985."

Now that you mention it, we'd like you to come in for questioning. Bring your attorney.[emoji6]

 

[Roadtrash]

Good evening drifters. It's 65 degrees at 23:22 in the desert this evening. The sun is down, otherwise I would be in great trouble.

If I knew where those ladies were washing cars I would pour mud on the old truck and start driving. Why can't I ever find a car wash like that?

No hordes were spotted today. Do the emus celebrate the win over the Army every year or did they just have one big blow out after it happened? Curious minds would like to know.

 

[Roadtrash]

Have no fear, the night shift is here. Been checking some other sites on the net and I am totally convinced that most of the world is crazy. I'm starting to think that the people on this thread might actually be normal. Yes I know that is a strange thing to say but if you wander around the net for a while you will understand.