She's very picky about cannolis. When she gets one that doesn't meet her standards, everybody knows it.She's Italian, at least get her a Cannoli.
I'd rather get her a donut.
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I'd rather get her a donut.
As a matter of fact, if it's Italian, they had better get it right.
She gave a poor waitress holy hell for messing up her pasta order before.
Don't ever mess with an Italians noodles.
She gave a poor waitress holy hell for messing up her pasta order before.
Don't ever mess with an Italians noodles.
bigwheelzip
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I love it. She and I are sisters.
I do the same thing to my husband about all foods except grilled meat.
I married 3 sisters, but I have only been married once.
Just pretend this is hwitty.
Just pretend this is hwitty.
We both cook. There's stuff she cooks and stuff I cook.I love it. She and I are sisters.
I do the same thing to my husband about all foods except grilled meat.
Some stuff we cook together.
I did learn that when she's cooking lasagna and tells me to stir the sauce, all I do is stir the sauce.
Once I added some garlic. I'll never do that again.
She does the slicing and dicing when I cook the hot chicken curry.
[ame]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H8V2FzkwMcM[/ame]
Truer words have never been spoken.
For some reason YouTube won't play the video of my wife making lasagna.
bigwheelzip
Absent Comrade
Bizzare Swiss celebration.
Today, the usually conservative Swiss marked the grand opening of their massive new rail tunnel, with what is seemingly an homage to LSD.
[ame]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JVw_mPvYcDM[/ame]
And this too.
[ame]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=koQZt019P8g[/ame]
This make sense to anyone? Paganism?
Guess the U.S. Iron Workers, need to up their topping-out ceremony beyond putting a tree on the last beam.
Today, the usually conservative Swiss marked the grand opening of their massive new rail tunnel, with what is seemingly an homage to LSD.
[ame]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JVw_mPvYcDM[/ame]
And this too.
[ame]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=koQZt019P8g[/ame]
This make sense to anyone? Paganism?
Guess the U.S. Iron Workers, need to up their topping-out ceremony beyond putting a tree on the last beam.
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SW MP15
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Someday I Might Learn
Someday I might learn to keep my mouth shut?
Wifey was walking towards me a few minutes ago and I said here kitty kitty and she calmly walked towards me. I was excited! She slapped the snot out of me! And kept walking.
I'm sorry she was looking good. Oh well. That'll teach me? I thought it was funny, She didn't! I can't win, for losing!!!
Someday I might learn to keep my mouth shut?
Wifey was walking towards me a few minutes ago and I said here kitty kitty and she calmly walked towards me. I was excited! She slapped the snot out of me! And kept walking.
I'm sorry she was looking good. Oh well. That'll teach me? I thought it was funny, She didn't! I can't win, for losing!!!
DeathGrip
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I bought a new laptop.
it's pretty cool.
Now this computer dummy has to figure it out.
Voice recognition!
Wow.
That could be problematic.
it's pretty cool.
Now this computer dummy has to figure it out.
Voice recognition!
Wow.
That could be problematic.
bigwheelzip
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It's an affectionate mating ritual. Try again, she'll be more responsive next time.
FastFossil
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A lot of talk about wives today. We are celebrating our 37th wedding anniversary today. I am one lucky bloke, sure am glade my wife has a sense of humor and has stuck with me.
bigwheelzip
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It's because of the silly garlic you added.
bigwheelzip
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Congratulations and best wishes for many more wonderful years.
BigCityChief
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Congratulations! I'm not even 37 years old yet. Yeah. I lied. Congratulations, you lucky bloke.
Just pretend this is hwitty.
So do you have one 1911 per year of marriage? Maybe that's the secret to a long happy marriage...gun for each year of marriage you survive. I think we're on to something here. I've got some making up to do...at least 15 more guns.
Just pretend this is hwitty.
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