I'm tired of being bored, I'm tired of not being rich, I'm tired of no female attention, I'm tired of cooking, I'm tired of eating out, I'm tired of cutting grass, I'm tired of maintaining 6 cars, I'm tired of maintaining a house, I'm tired of worrying about my blood sugar, I'm tired of everything on TV, I'm tired of being out bid on everything I bid on by $1, I'm tired of complaining, I'm tired of hearing other people complain, I'm tired of going to the grocery store, I'm tired of cell phones, I'm tired of dealing with my stupid prosthetic leg,
Did I Mention I'm Tired?
But on the Bright side? I'm still dirt side up and able to complain about being tired!!