Gray pride?
I don't have much gray hair except in my Beard, My dad passed away at 72 and he didn't have any gray hair. None! Momma had salt and pepper hair since she was in her early 20's. I guess the American Indian in her, made her coal black hair show the gray more?
I have no clue about Wifeys hair. When we were young it was a beautiful medium brown and long and straight down to the middle of her back. I LOVED her hair! But now it's neck length, curly swoops and sort of blonde'ish? I haven't seen her natural color in 30 years. So no, her carpet don't match her drapes!!
Grandson says she looks like ALL the other, older ladies out there?
So, I'm fix'n to lay out. And get some sleep!
Wifey is going into mermaid mode and heading out to our pool. Grandson says he's going swimming, also. So here we go!
She'll be screaming at him in 15-20 minutes. She just likes to just float around on her mega float in the 3 foot section and relax and catch some rays. He likes to jump and dive off the diving board in the 12 foot section and she'll be screaming about the waves? And in 45 minutes, he'll come in mad. Because she was screaming at him, to stop jumping in and diving. But he gets bored, just swimming around. And He knows it makes her mad! So here we go! It's pool time again! Our Summer time routine!
Then I'll give him $10 (used to be $5, but I guess inflation?) to go back out there and do 2-3 cannon balls and really piss her off! And then run back in! But first, tell her I paid him to do it! And, tell I said that's what she gets for yelling at him!!! And she'll be mad at me, not him! Win Win! He gets $10 and I piss her off by proxy!
Isn't life fun???
