Annoying trend(talk about anything)

[A10]

What really bothers me is when you can see that the guys posting haven't read the OP - or ain't even have been following the thread.
Jeeeeesh

Ok - I think I understand where this is going.
Stop me if you've heard this one.
A lawyer, a gator, and a bear sit down to have some Spam but the lawyer only has two bullets.
Right?

Eats shoots and leaves??????

 

[RightArm]

Try a little Islay Scotch with exactly 1 cube of ice. Remove ice after it melts halfway. That should fix the problem, temporarily. Repeat if necessary.

 

[Gunzuki]

I have to go to the bathroom

 

[mjr]

My rig is a little old, but that don't mean she's slow. YMMV

 

[kcode]

A sign in the local pubs mens room above the urinal....

"All of our beer contains Vitamin +P"

 

[pilgrim6a]

Eats shoots and leaves??????

Is that a Red or Giant Panda?
I assume Red. They can be touchy.

 

[pharmer]

134? Joe

 

[Fishslayer]

Eats shoots and leaves??????

In Australia it's a wombat. A wombat eats roots & leaves.

 

[MarkDozier]

I can't find the thread. Will string work?

 

[pharmer]

Might as well have music with the weird. Joe
Grateful Dead - Hell in a Bucket (Music Video) - YouTube

 

[Horace & Daniel]

If you open carry a .380, I demand you relinquish your Man Card.

 

[A10]

Might as well have music with the weird. Joe
Grateful Dead - Hell in a Bucket (Music Video) - YouTube

I'm just glad you didn't link to the Deliverance thread.....

 

[Horace & Daniel]

 

[aphelion]

Lately I've been feeling the strong urge to wax my revolver. Which wax should I use? Also, which is more accurate to aim with - Partridge sights or red ramps? And lastly, a guy I know down at the gun shop says a revolver is not a pistol. Is he right? Thanks in advance for the help.

 

[wbraswell]

I would use bikini wax. On the gun.

 

[Garland]

Gotta love Outer Limits!

 

[Nico Testosteros]

Cheesecake. Bob Marley. 6.5x55 Swedish.

 

[mjr]

And lastly, a guy I know down at the gun shop says a revolver is not a pistol. Is he right?

Yes, he is. A revolver is a shotgun, not a pistol.

 

[Andy Griffith]

Pie is not 3.14159...etc...

It is best made with cherry, apple or rhubarb, and the the crust should never be bought at a store.

If the Egyptians would have just had a lot of good pie, they certainly could have saved us the trouble of those humongous paperweights they constructed.

Now, on to graph the price of tea in Chinatown extrapolated with the alignment of the zodiac and goat entrails....

 

[Pete99004]

Pie is not 3.14159...etc...

It is best made with cherry, apple or rhubarb, and the the crust should never be bought at a store.

If the Egyptians would have just had a lot of good pie, they certainly could have saved us the trouble of those humongous paperweights they constructed.

Now, on to graph the price of tea in Chinatown extrapolated with the alignment of the zodiac and goat entrails....

I think we are starting to drift off base here a bit.

WalMart replacement clipper heads fit in the thing real well.

Pete