Anyone Win The Lottery?

Years ago at lockheed there was a group that would pool tickets. Eveidently two guys got together. They carefully doctored up the winning with other tickets and a exacto knife. Four or five of them met at work and the one showed the ticket and was dancing around with it in the air shouting we won! The other guy was one of the biggest guys at lockheed, around 6ft 8"s, and a loudmouth bulley type. He came walking by, snapped the ticket out of his henchmens hand and tore it up and growed somthing like BS, thats a loser and kept walking. One of the group not half his side almost went insane and tried to fight him!
The big guy kept me busy a number of times as I was a guard.
 
I WON!!! I WON!!!

I bought 10 "Quik Piks". One of the QP's was a $100 winner (4 White). Now to decide where to spend my "Fortune". Maybe a couple of 2" thick Porterhouse steaks at deer camp this weekend.

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As a matter of fact I did. I was informed by e-mail I'd won the Royal Jamacian lottery. (100,000 pounds sterling) I was amazed, particuarly since I hadn't bought a ticket!

And it's not a scam. Nothing about giving them any of my bank account numbers. They said they would send me a check. All I have to do is send them $1200 to cover tax and duties. I e-mailed them back and said "Just deduct the $1200 take $500 for yourself and send me the rest".

It's been 6 days now and I haven't heard back yet. You'd think someone you just tipped 500 bucks would be politer!
 
Yes, me. Several years ago when I lived in Hamtramck Michigan I bought a ticket for the Polish Lottery and hit for a million dollars.
I now get a dollar a year for a million years.
 
yep, I won... thank you everyone who bought a ticket because my schools will (well actually MAY) get some of that money for educational info (like teaching the kids the odds of winning are like 1 in 176,000,000). Your better off guessing the numbers on a dollar bill in your wallet.

But don't let common sense get in your way... :eek:

Here's your sign!
 
I can't believe I almost won! All I needed was five numbers!!
 
well if you are asking about the Mega lottery, sorry no,
still holding a wining ticket for the Irish Sweepestakes quite a few years ago.......
BUT last Sunday ( veterans day) we were sitting next to a Vet, who served in Korea and he won $500,000 on a slot machine at the Erie ,PA casino...some folks got it, some of us don;t.......... yippee!!!
so still on our "fixed" retirement income & Soc Sec & Medicare..........
 
No....not yet that is. My wife and I have won about 900 to 1000 bux total playing scratch offs but only about 60 bux playing lotto. We are pretty far back in the red right now but we are confident that we DO have a big win in our future. We are hoping it comes before we have to spend all the money on medical supplies and breathing machinery. the clock is a tickin' on that.
 
I got back $4 on the power ball number the week before it was hit...

I'm lucky if i spend $10 a year on the powerball or lotto. I'm not out much money wise. I'm ahead at the casino.
 
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