Brotherly Drinking (Joke)

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A cowboy, who is visiting Wyoming from Texas, walks into a bar and orders three mugs of Bud.

He sits in the back of the room, drinking a sip out of each one in turn.
When he finishes them, he comes back to the bar and orders three more.
The bartender approaches and tells the cowboy,
'You know, a mug goes flat after I draw it. It would taste better if you bought one at a time.'
The cowboy replies,
'Well, you see, I have two brothers. One is in Arizona, the other is in Colorado.
When we all left our home in Texas, we promised that we'd drink this way to remember the days when we drank together.

So I'm drinking one beer for each of my brothers and one for myself.'
The bartender admits that this is a nice custom, and leaves it there.

The cowboy becomes a regular in the bar, and always drinks the same way. He orders three mugs and drinks them in turn.

One day, he comes in and only orders two mugs.
All the regulars take notice and fall silent.
When he comes back to the bar for the second round, the bartender says,
'I don't want to intrude on your grief, but I wanted to offer my condolences on your loss.'
The cowboy looks quite puzzled for a moment, then a light dawns in his eyes and he laughs.
'Oh, no, everybody's just fine,' he explains,
'It's just that my wife and I joined the Baptist Church and I had to quit drinking.'
'Hasn't affected my brothers though.
 
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A cowboy, who is visiting Wyoming from Texas, walks into a bar and orders three mugs of Bud.

He sits in the back of the room, drinking a sip out of each one in turn.
When he finishes them, he comes back to the bar and orders three more.
The bartender approaches and tells the cowboy,
'You know, a mug goes flat after I draw it. It would taste better if you bought one at a time.'
The cowboy replies,
'Well, you see, I have two brothers. One is in Arizona, the other is in Colorado.
When we all left our home in Texas, we promised that we'd drink this way to remember the days when we drank together.

So I'm drinking one beer for each of my brothers and one for myself.'
The bartender admits that this is a nice custom, and leaves it there.

The cowboy becomes a regular in the bar, and always drinks the same way. He orders three mugs and drinks them in turn.

One day, he comes in and only orders two mugs.
All the regulars take notice and fall silent.
When he comes back to the bar for the second round, the bartender says,
'I don't want to intrude on your grief, but I wanted to offer my condolences on your loss.'
The cowboy looks quite puzzled for a moment, then a light dawns in his eyes and he laughs.
'Oh, no, everybody's just fine,' he explains,
'It's just that my wife and I joined the Baptist Church and I had to quit drinking.'
'Hasn't affected my brothers though.
 
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Isn't there an Irish one like that? I seem to remember the same joke posted recently but didn't involve a cowboy.
 
Then there was the young cowboy who went into the local pub and ordered a draft. He noticed an old cowboy with a bowl of chili sitting a couple stools down from him. The oldster was just staring at the chili.
The youngster said, after about 10 minutes, " Say there old timer, If you're not gonna eat that chili, can I have it ?? I'm plumb starved"
The oldster replied " Help yourself" and slid the bowl down to him. The youngster just gobbled it down. At the bottom of the bowl, he found a dead mouse and, promptly barfed the whole bowl back up into the dish.
The oldster said " Yep...that's 'bout as far as I got too".........
 
Dusty old cowboy rides into town on his horse, gets off, ties up his horse and walks around to the rear, lifts the tail and kissed his horse right on the butt.
Old guy sitting on the front porch of the saloon says "what's up with that?"
the response from the cowboy was "chapped lips."
"How does that help?" was the reply
"Keeps ya from licking them."
 
A guy runs into a bar and says to the bartender-"Quick-give me 5 shots of Crown Royal and HURRY"
Bartender pours the shots and watches as this guy throws them down in short order.
"Why so fast?" says the bartender.
"You'd drink them this fast if you had what I have" says the guy.
"What's that?" asks the bartender.
Guy says "75 cents."
 
Originally posted by 2Loud4You:
Isn't there an Irish one like that? I seem to remember the same joke posted recently but didn't involve a cowboy.
There was, but we had to can it- the Irish on the board were getting touchy.......

Since Brokeback Mountain came out, the cowboys never complain about jokes that show 'em drinkin', fightin', or such......
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The chili and the chapped lips jokes cracked me up.
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Not a bar joke... or an Irish joke... but a "cowboy" joke.

A cowboy and his bride asked the hotel desk clerk for a room, telling him they just got married that morning.

"Congratulations!" says the clerk. Looking at the cowboy, he asks, "Would you like the bridal then?"

"Naw, thanks." says the cowboy. "I'll just hold her by the ears till she gets the hang of it."
 
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