Bullseye 2620
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Night before last I was treated to a serenade -- I figure it must have been 5 or 6 of the critters yowlin' and howlin' back and forth to each other. It went on for quite some time.
Whereas it used to be one, now there is a pack, and I don't like it one bit. I called my neighbor Robert yesterday, since he's a cattleman with pasture adjacent to mine, hoping for some advice or concerted joint action in the neighborhood before any more house cats (as opposed to "field lions") disappear, or worse, we start losing calves or colts in the spring.
He said he'd think on it and get back to me.
This morning, the following arrived in my in-box:
"There's two strategies, one developed in California, and the other in Idaho. Which do you prefer?
California:
The Governor of California is hiking with his dog along a nature trail. A coyote jumps out and attacks the Governor's dog, then bites the Governor.
1. The Governor starts to intervene, but reflects upon the movie "Bambi" and then realizes he should stop because the coyote is only doing what is natural.
2. He calls animal control. Animal Control captures the coyote and bills the State $200 testing it for diseases and $500 for relocating it.
3. He calls a veterinarian. The vet collects the dead dog and bills the State $200 testing it for diseases.
4. The Governor goes to the hospital and spends $3,500 getting checked for diseases from the coyote and on getting his bite wound bandaged.
5. The hiking trail gets shut down for 6 months while Fish & Game conducts a $100,000 survey to make sure the area is now free of dangerous animals.
6. The Governor spends $50,000 in state funds implementing a "coyote awareness program" for residents of the area.
7. The State Legislature spends $2 million to study how to better treat rabies and how to permanently eradicate the disease throughout the world.
8. The Governor's security agent is fired for not stopping the attack. The State spends $150,000 to hire and train a new agent with additional special training re: the nature of coyotes.
9. PETA protests the coyote's relocation and files a $5 million suit against the State.
Idaho:
The Governor of Idaho is hiking with his dog along a nature trail. A Coyote jumps out and attacks his dog.
1. The Governor shoots the coyote with his State-issued pistol and keeps hiking. The Governor has spent $0.50 on a .45 ACP hollow point cartridge.
2. The buzzards eat the dead coyote.
And that, my friend, is why California is bankrupt and Idaho is not!"
I don't know if Robert's "suggestion" will be of any practical help, but I sure got a chuckle.
Bullseye
Whereas it used to be one, now there is a pack, and I don't like it one bit. I called my neighbor Robert yesterday, since he's a cattleman with pasture adjacent to mine, hoping for some advice or concerted joint action in the neighborhood before any more house cats (as opposed to "field lions") disappear, or worse, we start losing calves or colts in the spring.
He said he'd think on it and get back to me.
This morning, the following arrived in my in-box:
"There's two strategies, one developed in California, and the other in Idaho. Which do you prefer?
California:
The Governor of California is hiking with his dog along a nature trail. A coyote jumps out and attacks the Governor's dog, then bites the Governor.
1. The Governor starts to intervene, but reflects upon the movie "Bambi" and then realizes he should stop because the coyote is only doing what is natural.
2. He calls animal control. Animal Control captures the coyote and bills the State $200 testing it for diseases and $500 for relocating it.
3. He calls a veterinarian. The vet collects the dead dog and bills the State $200 testing it for diseases.
4. The Governor goes to the hospital and spends $3,500 getting checked for diseases from the coyote and on getting his bite wound bandaged.
5. The hiking trail gets shut down for 6 months while Fish & Game conducts a $100,000 survey to make sure the area is now free of dangerous animals.
6. The Governor spends $50,000 in state funds implementing a "coyote awareness program" for residents of the area.
7. The State Legislature spends $2 million to study how to better treat rabies and how to permanently eradicate the disease throughout the world.
8. The Governor's security agent is fired for not stopping the attack. The State spends $150,000 to hire and train a new agent with additional special training re: the nature of coyotes.
9. PETA protests the coyote's relocation and files a $5 million suit against the State.
Idaho:
The Governor of Idaho is hiking with his dog along a nature trail. A Coyote jumps out and attacks his dog.
1. The Governor shoots the coyote with his State-issued pistol and keeps hiking. The Governor has spent $0.50 on a .45 ACP hollow point cartridge.
2. The buzzards eat the dead coyote.
And that, my friend, is why California is bankrupt and Idaho is not!"
I don't know if Robert's "suggestion" will be of any practical help, but I sure got a chuckle.

Bullseye
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