Does Siri ever mock you ?

[7shooter]

When I ask Siri what the temperature in my home town she replies "35 degrees. BRRR ! ".

My grand daughter says she is mocking me.

I don't want to believe she would do such a thing given our well established friendly relationship.

 

[SC_Mike]

No, but my toaster does.

 

[Tom S.]

I don't have Siri, but Alexa keeps refusing to go out on a date with me.

 

[Ozark Marine]

A friend said it mocks him.
But only after he gets out of the shower.

 

[mtgianni]

I only talk to her a couple of times a year. OTOH, the tech person that assisted me in setting up my work IPhone said her kids asked Siri what to do with a dead body and it started to list cemeteries. My wife claims I only use GPS to ignore a womans' voice.

 

[Rule3]

I talk "dirty" to her!

Now I am on the #MeToo list.

 

[LVSteve]

You should hear the woman inside my house alarm. Everything has to be done NOW!!! The one in my Jag's navigation system sounds like a BBC newsreader who became a prison officer.

 

[Protocall_Design]

On our car GPS we named Gertrude Garmin, she sounds very exasperated when we don't follow directions and she has to say "RECALCULATING!".

 

[vonn]

Never have been able to get along with machines that talked down to me! Unplug them before things get totally out of control.

 

[Ranger17]

On our car GPS we named Gertrude Garmin, she sounds very exasperated when we don't follow directions and she has to say "RECALCULATING!".

yep we swear our gps "sighs" when we don't follow her instructions lol

 

[LostintheOzone]

I've learned not to trust those smart phone navigation systems.

I've spent more time going back than I have going forward.

 

[THE PILGRIM]

I use the Chrome voice function.
It's not quite as mouthy as Siri.
Just sneaked a peek.
I have Siri turned off.

 

[Fishinfool]

I talk to my Siri all the time, and we seem to have a pretty good "relationship".

Problem is I don't remember ever installing one.

I guess I should have that checked...

Larry

 

[75Vette]

Ask Siri what 0 divided by 0 is. Talk about being mocked...

 

[straightshooter1]

I got frustrated with Siri once, didn't cuss her, but did use a few un-complimentrey names on her (idjit, nitwit, others of a similar nature).

She just replied, "Whatever."

Bob

 

[Kurusu]

I don't know that Siri you talking about

Because I'm foreigner. But...

 

[Rpg]

I once had a girlfriend named Siri: very bright, spoke several languages, very helpful, attractive and personable.

Then I got an iPhone with Siri: a real disappointment compared to the real thing. Never seems to work, always misunderstands me and generally produces garbage.

I avoid the iPhone Siri at all costs.

 

[Kevin J.]

There is a reason Siri and other always use a women's voice. Men listen....they may not like it, but they listen.
When woman hear it they hear an ally.

 

[A-37]

I give my Honda Accord a voice command to set the temperature and I get:

"I'm sorry, Dave, I can't do that!"

 

[Kurusu]

I give my Honda Accord a voice command to set the temperature and I get:

"I'm sorry, Dave, I can't do that!"

Maybe giving it HAL's voice wasn't such a great ideia.

 

[WardenRoss]

I'll tell Siri to "call Darryl" and she will often call Sheryl or Carol or somebody else.

Then I'll scramble and try to stop the call. Makes me look like a fool!

I don't think Siri speaks Southern too well.

I just upgraded my iPhone to the latest software version and Siri now has a younger voice.

 

[Kiwi cop]

All,the time *sigh*

 

[Mike SC Hunter]

I use a thermometer and dial my own numbers.........Old school.......The less electronic my life is the better........AND.....Less traceable......

 

[yaktamer]

Ask Siri what 0 divided by 0 is. Talk about being mocked...

Another fun one. Say "Siri, I'm bored."

 

[Kanewpadle]

Yes. She thinks we're married.

 

[LVSteve]

I'll tell Siri to "call Darryl" and she will often call Sheryl or Carol or somebody else.

Then I'll scramble and try to stop the call. Makes me look like a fool!

I don't think Siri speaks Southern too well.

Yeah, but which brother Darryl?

 

[soFlaNative]

Years back I walked between parked cars into a drug store when one of the vehicles, in a Robocop voice, announced I had violated the perimeter. Thought to myself Really?? as I may have been within a foot of the ride but never made contact.
As I left I made sure to pass the same way and gave the car a gentle reverse heel strike and kept walking as it squawked indignantly.

 

[joeintexas]

My neighbor says his talks dirty to him. I told him to hang on to it, some folks pay good money for that downtown. Haven't seen him in three days, either he's in love or got mugged.

 

[ChattanoogaPhil]

When I first got an iPhone with Siri my curiosity got the best of me.... Siri answered... 'Oh my'.

 

[chaparrito]

Years back I walked between parked cars into a drug store when one of the vehicles, in a Robocop voice, announced I had violated the perimeter. Thought to myself Really?? as I may have been within a foot of the ride but never made contact.
As I left I made sure to pass the same way and gave the car a gentle reverse heel strike and kept walking as it squawked indignantly.

Same thing happened to me. Goofy looking souped-up Honda. You know the kind. 2K dollars worth of wheels on a 500 dollar car. Robocop said "I HAVE BEEN TAMPERED WITH. STAND CLEAR!!"

FYI Siri can be changed to a male voice or given an accent in your settings. Try asking "what should I be for halloween?"