Does Siri ever mock you ?

[WardenRoss]

I'll tell Siri to "call Darryl" and she will often call Sheryl or Carol or somebody else.

Then I'll scramble and try to stop the call. Makes me look like a fool!

I don't think Siri speaks Southern too well.

I just upgraded my iPhone to the latest software version and Siri now has a younger voice.

 

[Kiwi cop]

All,the time *sigh*

 

[Mike SC Hunter]

I use a thermometer and dial my own numbers.........Old school.......The less electronic my life is the better........AND.....Less traceable......

 

[yaktamer]

Ask Siri what 0 divided by 0 is. Talk about being mocked...

Another fun one. Say "Siri, I'm bored."

 

[Kanewpadle]

Yes. She thinks we're married.

 

[LVSteve]

I'll tell Siri to "call Darryl" and she will often call Sheryl or Carol or somebody else.

Then I'll scramble and try to stop the call. Makes me look like a fool!

I don't think Siri speaks Southern too well.

Yeah, but which brother Darryl?

 

[soFlaNative]

Years back I walked between parked cars into a drug store when one of the vehicles, in a Robocop voice, announced I had violated the perimeter. Thought to myself Really?? as I may have been within a foot of the ride but never made contact.
As I left I made sure to pass the same way and gave the car a gentle reverse heel strike and kept walking as it squawked indignantly.

 

[joeintexas]

My neighbor says his talks dirty to him. I told him to hang on to it, some folks pay good money for that downtown. Haven't seen him in three days, either he's in love or got mugged.

 

[ChattanoogaPhil]

When I first got an iPhone with Siri my curiosity got the best of me.... Siri answered... 'Oh my'.

 

[chaparrito]

Years back I walked between parked cars into a drug store when one of the vehicles, in a Robocop voice, announced I had violated the perimeter. Thought to myself Really?? as I may have been within a foot of the ride but never made contact.
As I left I made sure to pass the same way and gave the car a gentle reverse heel strike and kept walking as it squawked indignantly.

Same thing happened to me. Goofy looking souped-up Honda. You know the kind. 2K dollars worth of wheels on a 500 dollar car. Robocop said "I HAVE BEEN TAMPERED WITH. STAND CLEAR!!"

FYI Siri can be changed to a male voice or given an accent in your settings. Try asking "what should I be for halloween?"

 

[Rule3]

"Siri"

Susan Bennett.

 

[kraynky]

My Google chick is very cheerful, most of the time, but miss a turn when she'd giving directions, and she get's bent out of shape fast! "Turn around as soon as possible!"

My SIL badmouthed his Siri chick and she told him "Vulgar language is not necessary." That was back about 6-7 years ago. It cracked me up!

 

[Marshwheeling]

It's fun to listen to Siri trying to resolve a self-referential paradox. As for the Garmin b****' I don't like the the way she talks to me.

 

[BigBoy99]

On our car GPS we named Gertrude Garmin, she sounds very exasperated when we don't follow directions and she has to say "RECALCULATING!".

I've named by Garmin GPS Gertrude also. Her complete name is Gertrude Persevile Smythe. Guess what her initials are?

My GPS has an over-ride. She sits in the seat next to me!

 

[Telecaster]

Siri hates me. The only voice I can stand is the Irish woman's voice. I can't get her to talk dirty to me, so I don't use her.

I swear the Google Maps lady is programmed to intentionally mispronounce street names just to make me pay attention.

 

[CH4]

Yeah, every time I talk dirty to her - tough on the ego.

 

[Gamecock]

Google Maps lady changed her accent when we entered North Carolina.

 

[David LaPell]

My Tracfone gives me the silent treatment when I ask questions, but that's what I get for paying $10 for it, my guess is Siri is high maintenance. If I want a female voice to mock me, I just need to talk to my wife.

 

[Kitgun]

My wife once told Siri that she COULD NOT HELP HER! Siri responded "perhaps your right" a very subtle rebuke

 

[CajunBass]

My wife and I were talking once and out of the blue, in a very indignant voice, Siri said "WELL! I don't talk to you like that." We never did figure out what we said, but we think maybe the phone "heard" the car radio say "Sirius XM NASCAR Radio" and only caught the "Siri" part. From there she must have pieced together bits and pieces of whatever we were talking about. Never been able to get that response since.

I asked Siri if she'd like to go home with me.

She replied, "Let's get back to business."

Ask Siri to tell you a joke.

My favorite.

Past, present and future walked into a bar.


It was tense.

I've got an android phone now, but I miss Siri. I may switch back.