Does Siri ever mock you ?

[Rule3]

"Siri"

Susan Bennett.

 

[kraynky]

My Google chick is very cheerful, most of the time, but miss a turn when she'd giving directions, and she get's bent out of shape fast! "Turn around as soon as possible!"

My SIL badmouthed his Siri chick and she told him "Vulgar language is not necessary." That was back about 6-7 years ago. It cracked me up!

 

[Marshwheeling]

It's fun to listen to Siri trying to resolve a self-referential paradox. As for the Garmin b****' I don't like the the way she talks to me.

 

[BigBoy99]

On our car GPS we named Gertrude Garmin, she sounds very exasperated when we don't follow directions and she has to say "RECALCULATING!".

I've named by Garmin GPS Gertrude also. Her complete name is Gertrude Persevile Smythe. Guess what her initials are?

My GPS has an over-ride. She sits in the seat next to me!

 

[Telecaster]

Siri hates me. The only voice I can stand is the Irish woman's voice. I can't get her to talk dirty to me, so I don't use her.

I swear the Google Maps lady is programmed to intentionally mispronounce street names just to make me pay attention.

 

[CH4]

Yeah, every time I talk dirty to her - tough on the ego.

 

[Gamecock]

Google Maps lady changed her accent when we entered North Carolina.

 

[David LaPell]

My Tracfone gives me the silent treatment when I ask questions, but that's what I get for paying $10 for it, my guess is Siri is high maintenance. If I want a female voice to mock me, I just need to talk to my wife.

 

[Kitgun]

My wife once told Siri that she COULD NOT HELP HER! Siri responded "perhaps your right" a very subtle rebuke

 

[CajunBass]

My wife and I were talking once and out of the blue, in a very indignant voice, Siri said "WELL! I don't talk to you like that." We never did figure out what we said, but we think maybe the phone "heard" the car radio say "Sirius XM NASCAR Radio" and only caught the "Siri" part. From there she must have pieced together bits and pieces of whatever we were talking about. Never been able to get that response since.

I asked Siri if she'd like to go home with me.

She replied, "Let's get back to business."

Ask Siri to tell you a joke.

My favorite.

Past, present and future walked into a bar.


It was tense.

I've got an android phone now, but I miss Siri. I may switch back.

 

[fdw]

Yes, but it doesn't bother me...

 

[tlawler]

I have my Siri set up with the Australian female voice. I just asked her to tell me a joke and her reply was: "If I tell you a joke in my language, I might have to explain it." I then asked her what I should dress as for Halloween and she said: "Wear a pointy hat and go as a circumflex."

 

[PatAz]

Using Siri is just a waste of time as far as I can see.

 

[wuluf]

We call the google maps lady "Patience" since she never seems to mind when I turn the wrong way..

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