I've got calluses older than you.
I've got calluses older than you.
Would you like some cheese with that whine?
Your feet hit the floor this morning, didn't they? Well, quit your griping, then!
Bacon. Not just for every meal, for snacks too.
I think that 10:00pm is late.
I did not know what a digital native was, and I am still vague about what a millenial is.
I have no social media. No Facebook, no Twitter...and only a vague idea what other social media options exist.
I forget what the point of going to a bar is.
I have an ugly hat that wear because it is warm.
I don't know who most current actors and actresses are.
I still think of CDs and even tapes when music comes up.
1990s guns still seem new to me.
My joints hurt when it gets cold.
I have a walking stick.
I still like to browse print magazines at a newsstand.
I smoke a pipe.
My kids have Ipads in Kindergarten and 1st grade at school. I had textbooks from the fifties and sixties. Some flags still had 48 states on them in the books.
I still have a radio.
I do not know how to work my smart phone. I have trouble answering calls on it. Often I forget to charge it.
Getting a haircut seems like too much bother.
I have a glass of wine daily, not because I want, but because it is like medicine.
The only women who look at me look old. Am I that old? Ack, I am.
Gunner,
The joy you saw in the old man's eyes was probably just from being in the presence of a young child. Don't shut old people out. They can tell you and your son about things that you are too young to have experienced.
I'm thinking many other things that are better left un-said.
Dick
Dunno why y'all rave about having barbers. I used to date the girl that cuts my hair, she is very easy on the eye and a darned good laugh. I win, methinks.![]()
Well, I not only had my hair cut by the best looking barber/hair stylist that I had ever seen, but I also married her. She hasn't cut anyone else's except her Dad's hair for the last 30 years. She is 71 now and looks not a day over 50. .........................
40?
I've got socks older than 40. [/B]