Four Things I have Learned

[LTC]

Never miss an opportunity to shut up.

Failsafe way to double your money..........fold it in half and put it back in your pocket.

When the hole you find yourself in is way too deep.............stop digging

LTC

 

[MrAmbassador]

If it flies floats or ****s, rent it.

 

[shamelessinct]

Be polite, be professional and have a plan to kill everyone you meet.

 

[storeyteller]

Things are never as bad, or as good as they appear.

 

[S&WIowegan]

If it's too good to be true - It is...
The cheap often turns out to be expensive.
Aim small - Miss small.
NEVER eat from a food cart in a foreign country!

Or from one on a NYC street before looking at the vendors hands.

 

[Thuer]

Everybody is old and wise to make a mess of his own life.

 

[Biker Bill]

If it's wet and it's not yours, DO NOT TOUCH IT!

 

[J Rich]

No matter how good that other Woman looks, someone's tired of her ****!

 

[A10]

Little dog, little poop........

 

[C Broad Arrow]

Happy Wife, Happy Life!

and

Always have the last word in every argument with your wife...
"Yes dear!".

Has worked for me!

 

[CJ]

Play stupid games, win stupid prizes.

Never attribute to malice that which is adequately explained by stupidity.

A man is about as big as the things that make him angry.

 

[bluegrassarms]

Money can't buy happiness, but it can get you a long term lease.

Never argue with stupid people. They will drag you down to their level and beat you with experience.

You can have something quick, good or cheap. Pick two.