Four words you don't want to hear.

[STCM(SW)]

I always got the last word.
"Yes Dear"

 

[RetCapt]

"Do you know what yesterday was?"

By the time you hear that one, it is too late.

Great memory motivation. So you don't get nailed with that one next year.

 

[S42N8]

"First, stop doing that."

The following litany was nothing short of epic, in an adverse way.

 

[fiasconva]

You walk in the door, she's on the phone, you get that look, and she asks, "What did you do?"

 

[llowry61]

In my case there are numerous items to which she may referring, so I just let the silence go until she tells me what I have done.

You know what you did is a trap. Play dumb until she tells you. I have made the mistake of telling on myself one too many times.

 

[MTC(SS)Ret]

When your wife says "we need to talk". This is not going to be a good conversation.

That and "I packed your bags"

 

[BC38]

Just defuse the situation with sarcasm. When she speaks womanese, you reply with sarcasm. Works every time!

I'm guessing you spend a lot of nights on the couch

 

[Bald1]

"I'm from the government."

I'm here to help.

 

[wuluf]

Just tell her to calm down. That always works..

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[Alk8944]

There are far too many of us who would be very, very happy to hear anything from our wives including Snubby, Ameridaddy, GerSan69 and several others!

 

[soFlaNative]

Apply to infected area.

 

[Mule Packer]

"Turn head and cough."

 

[Masterbuck54]

"I want a divorce"

 

[walnutred]

"The sheriff was here."

 

[robvious]

waking up from a colonoscopy and hearing...
"Well, we found cancer"
That has been tops for me, so far...

 

[dwh]

When your wife says "we need to talk". This is not going to be a good conversation.

Respond with. Are you still talking!!! and walk away quickly

 

[handejector]

"I need three volunteers."

followed by:
"Jarrett, pick two others."

 

[tripledipper]

The worst: Get your house in order

 

[CalifEd]

"Oh, by the way" to your contractor.
Usually followed by how much!!?

 

[Bugkiller99]

You come home and can tell your wife is mad. You ask what is wrong and she says "you know". Your stomach turns to knots and you try to remember what you've done.

An even worse respond to "What's wrong?"

"Nothing!"

At that moment, all I hear in the distance is the famous line from The Green Mile.


"Dead Man Walking."