Fun with favorite quotes

[ingmansinc]

If at first you don't succeed, try, try again. Then quit. There's no use being a damn fool about it. W.C. Fields

Add any you like serious or funny. Have a great day.

 

[snakeman32]

Keep you friends close and your enemies closer.


snakeman

 

[BLACKHAWKNJ]

Frederick II (The Great) of Prussia on experience:
"What is the value of experience if you do not reflect?"
Frederick refused to promote a particular officer, finding him coarse and
uneducated. When one of his subordinates pleaded on behalf of the officer, saying "But Your Majesty. he has so much experience!" Frederick replied:
"In the commisary department there are two mules. They have been through twenty campaigns-and they are still mules."

 

[Snapping Twig]

Whaddya mean I don't like children?!

I like children, 18 year old girl children...

W.C. Fields

 

[Smith357]

Well I'll be a suck egg mule!

 

[bmhiii]

I love it when a plan comes together. - Hannibal Smith

Tie my face to the side of a hog and roll him in the mud. - George Lindsey on M.A.S.H.

 

[FirebirdV8]

"Suppose you were an idiot And suppose you were a member of Congress... But I repeat myself."
-Mark Twain
I'll tell you one thing, if the primates that we came from had known that someday politicians would come out of the gene pool, they'd've stayed up in the trees and written evolution off as a bad idea ... I always thought the opposable thumb was overrated.
John Sheridan played by Bruce Boxleitner on Babylon 5

 

[Grayfox]

"Men occasionally stumble over the truth, but most of them pick themselves up and hurry off as if nothing had happened." Winston Churchill

"Under certain circumstances, profanity provides a relief denied even to prayer." Mark Twain

"Government is like a baby. An alimentary canal with a big appetite at one end and no sense of responsibility at the other. " Ronald Reagan

"Of all tyrannies, a tyranny exercised for the good of its victims may be the most oppressive. It may be better to live under robber barons than under omnipotent moral busybodies. The robber baron's cruelty may sometimes
sleep, his cupidity may at some point be satiated, but those who torment us for our own good will torment us without end, for they do so with the approval of their own conscience." C. S. Lewis

 

[therevjay]

I may agree with what you say.........But damn I'm sick of hearing you say it.

 

[Mickey D]

Honesty is the foundation of one's character.

Mickey D

When someone asks you, A penny for your thoughts, and you put your two cents in, what happens to the other penny? George Carlin

 

[cowboy117]

Mark Twain:The coldest winter i ever spent was the summer i spent in San Francisco.


Junior Samples:Call BR-549.


Confucius:Any day above ground is a good one.

 

[HayesGreener]

"Since you haven't learned to respect your elders, maybe its time you learned to respect your betters"-Jacob McCandles

 

[Super38]

"There are no small jobs, only small people."

Don't know where I heard it, but it's carried me through many a task I hated to do.

 

[jlrhiner]

The great W.C. Fields;
"Women are like elephants, fun to look at, sometimes fun to ride, but who wants one?"

My wife LOVES that one

 

[clipper1]

a long-time fav.


"only a mediocre person is always at their best"
Somerset Maugham

 

[BigRich315]

"Confidence is that feeling you have before you fully understand the situation." - Unknown

"If it did not amuse me to paint, I beg you believe me, I wouldn't do it." - Pierre Auguste Renoir

 

[pharmer]

Silence is golden, duct tape is silver. Joe

 

[HUGHP]

“I may be drunk, Miss, but in the morning I will be sober and you will still be ugly.”

Winston Churchill

 

[HUGHP]

“The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits.”

Albert Einstein

 

[CAJUNLAWYER]

"Go ugly early"
CajunLawyer