Getting old...........

[Old 44 Guy]

Ed. My P-38 will open any can made but not a skate.

 

[shouldazagged]

Good gag, Ed.

 

[Mydogmax]

Ah crud. Now I'm hungry.

 

[islamoradamark]

anwayss its a key to heaven it will open something to eat donr leave home without it

 

[Ivan the Butcher]

Last time I went skating I broke an arm. But I always keep a spare "key" like that in the camp kitchen, just in case any of my cans of skates are missing a key. Ivan

 

[soFlaNative]

roll on, bubba!

 

[reddogge]

Do you remember hanging the skate key on a cord around your neck?

 

[BobC357]

Skate keys were like open end wrenches or sockets. Here's what they look like...

 

[george minze]

What a quandary...What kind of canned described as meat product uses what kind of key..Sardines, potted meat, anchovies, or the key to Hawaiian heaven, the one and only....SPAM ........The finest mystery meat known to man..

 

[Tom K]

 

[litenlarry]

My question, is why assuming it is a opener, how in the heck did you get the metal wrappings off of it..Those can wrappings were razor blade sharp...
Or is there a can of Spam without the key unopened...?? Call Hazmat if you find the can of Spam....

 

[HalfStack]

Having fun Ed?

 

[MOONDAWG]

The OP's looks like it came off a can of Hormel Corned Beef.

Here's the key to my circa 1958 skates...

 

[WuzzFuzz]

Oh, Oh, I got it!!!!.....It's one of those keys for opening a old can of Folgers coffee. Safeway coffee used them too.


WuzzFuzz

 

[vito]

I wasn't old before I started reading this post, but now I can't remember what it was about. Did it have something to do with Walmart?

 

[therevjay]

What a quandary...What kind of canned described as meat product uses what kind of key..Sardines, potted meat, anchovies, or the key to Hawaiian heaven, the one and only....SPAM ........The finest mystery meat known to man..

With my luck it'd be the damn anchovies!

 

[CAJUNLAWYER]

Ahhhhhh a good old can of Armour corned beef. Or if you want to dream-it's a can of bully beef that you share with your PH whilst on safari in Africa for plains game with your 275 Rigby across your knees.
Think it's time to dust off some Robert Ruark....

 

[george minze]

I love this forum, every day I get at least one chuckle. Nobody gets to tight. 98% of the time I learn something useful. Not to sure this was one of those times...Still got a chuckle.....

 

[Alk8944]

My question, is why assuming it is a opener, how in the heck did you get the metal wrappings off of it..

You don't, you throw it away with the can!

 

[skrazo]

I wasn't old before I started reading this post, but now I can't remember what it was about. Did it have something to do with Walmart?

And.............I had a full head of hair!