CQB27
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Never trust a man who's *** is wider than his shoulders. Carols Davis (my grandfather)
GOOD One Liners - or even not so good ...
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Snapping Twig
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Never teach a pig to sing, it wastes your time and annoys the pig.
He's writing checks with his mouth that his body can't cash.
Can't make a silk purse out of a sow's ear.
Anything that does everything does no one thing well.
He's writing checks with his mouth that his body can't cash.
Can't make a silk purse out of a sow's ear.
Anything that does everything does no one thing well.
prplbkrr
Member
Artificial intelligence is no match for natural stupidity.
SilentKnight
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He was a gentleman by choice and a warrior by trade.
The secret of a happy marriage remains a secret.
If you're going to do something tonight you'll be sorry for tomorrow, sleep late.
You look like a talent scout for a cemetery.
When I read about the evils of drinking, I quit reading.
There was a girl knocking on my hotel room door all night. Finally I let her out.
Played golf today and hit two good balls. I stepped on a rake.
She's a big hearted girl with hips to match.
Henny Youngman
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gruntshot
US Veteran
Seat belts are not as confining, as wheelchairs!
gruntshot
US Veteran
God gave you two ears and one mouth,so you can learn more and talk less.
dacoontz
Member
From the movie City Slickers:
"I'm happier than a puppy with two peters."
"I'm happier than a puppy with two peters."
susieqz
Absent Comrade
when in danger, or in doubt,
run in circles,
scream n shout .
run in circles,
scream n shout .
WTN1271
Member
If bull**** were electricity, you'd be a powerhouse.
The mother is the one supreme asset of national life; she is more important by far than the successful statesman, or business man, or artist, or scientist.—Theodore Roosevelt
Mothers are fonder than fathers of their children because they are more certain they are their own. –Aristotle
Jingles
Member
Not my circus; not my monkeys.
Unfortunately, I get to use it all too often.
Unfortunately, I get to use it all too often.
32flyingk9
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Every day is better than the next.
32flyingk9
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Frank46
US Veteran
Be aware of flying objects, they may be bullets. Frank
