Greatest Quotes of All Time

[loknload]

"Never underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups"
George Carlin

 

[rolomac]

Happiness is a warm puppy. - Charles Schultz

Happiness is a warm gun - John Lennon

Happiness is a cold beer - me

rolomac

 

[Mule Packer]

"Knowing only what is necessary makes living dull and marks the regression of learning."

- Benjamin Franklin

I often used this quote when my university students would ask, "Do we have to know that for the test?"

 

[V-35]

What a boss should always remember when telling his boss "We can do that."



NOTHING'S impossible for the man that doesn't have to do it himself!!



Art

 

[Revoman]

The tree of liberty must be refreshed from time to time with the blood of patriots and tyrants.

Thomas Jefferson

 

[timjake]

"For it is the lot of some men to be assigned duties about which they may not speak. Such work is not for every man. But those who accept the burdens implicit in this silent labor realize a camaraderie and sense of value known to few. These memories cannot be stolen. They will last always, untarnished, ever better."


Col. Larry McClain, Former Commander at Groom Lake

 

[yashua-p]

"I know that you believe that you understand what you think I said, but I'm not sure you realize that what you heard was not what I meant."

Richard M Nixon



"The cows may come and the cows may go, But the bull around here
Goes on forever."


regards,

yashua-p

 

[Straightshooter2]

Democracy works until the masses realize they can vote themselves bread and circuses.

Heinlein (I think)

It was.

First God created an idiot for practice, then he created a school board. - Mark Twain

 

[cockerpoodle2]

"Outside of a dog, a book is mans best friend.
Inside of a dog, it's too dark to read."
Groucho Marx

 

[walnutred]

No one ever had an original thought after 1700 hrs, Gen. George C Marshal.

 

[petepeterson]

"It is better to keep your mouth closed and let people think you are a fool than to
open it and remove all doubt." - Mark Twain

"Deserve's got nothin' to do with it" - William Munny

"It is often easier to ask for forgiveness than to ask for permission." - Grace
Hopper

 

[THEWELSHM]

"WHAT WAS THAT BIG BANG"

Mayor of Hiroshima

thewelshm

 

[legelegel]

"Life is short, art long, opportunity fleeting, experience deceptive, judgment difficult." - Hippocrates of Kos

"There are no atheists in foxholes." - unknown

 

[Revoman]

When I am gone I hope my wife doesn't sell my guns for what I told her I paid for them.

Me.

 

[Revoman]

I hope I die peacefully in my sleep like my Grandfather, not scared and screaming at the top of my lungs like the passengers in his car.

Author unknown.

 

[mstem]

I went to bed mean & woke up meaner

Marshall Matt Dillon

 

[loknload]

" Carry the battle to them. Don't let them bring it to you!
Put them on the defensive and don't ever apologize for anything!.
Harry Truman

 

[shouldazagged]

No one ever had an original thought after 1700 hrs, Gen. George C Marshal.

A friend of mine, a long-time-sober alcoholic now dead, used to say, "I make no major decisions after 5:00 PM. And after 10:00 PM I don't believe a damn thing I tell myself."

 

[loknload]

"Always be sincere,even if you don't mean it!
Harry Truman

You gotta love Harry! no bull just right to the point!

 

[Pilgrim]

Lord, please let me be half the man my dog thinks I am.

Lock your wife and your dog in the trunk of your car for 6 hours. When you open the trunk you'll know who loves you most.

If Mamma ain't happy, no one ain't happy.

-dunno who is responsible for these quotes
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Madam, If I gave you a million dollars, would you spend the night with me?
Oh yes, Sir, I surely would be very happy to.
Madam, if I gave you 5 dollars would you spend the night with me?
Oh no, Sir. What kind of a girl do you think I am?
Madam, we have already determined that, Now we are just haggling over the price. -Attributed to Geo Bernard Shaw.