Puller
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You can't set a Hallmark movie in the South. Unexpected snow is not magical down here. It's actually terrifying and leads to fights at the Piggly Wiggly over the remaining milk and bread.
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LVSteve
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Just start a rumor there are wool hats at the Publix and you'll have the Piggly Wiggly to yourself.
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What's a Publix?
Grayfox
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Hallmark Channel:
200 movies
12 actors
1 plot
200 movies
12 actors
1 plot
Publix is where "Tater Salad" got arrested for being drunk.
LVSteve
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In Georgia: Publix is now a major grocery chain. Piggly Wiggly's mostly gone.
In Texas, snow leads to fights in Home Depot over remaining generators.
Thank goodness Tater Tot had the bail money. And, he wasn't in Publix until they threw him out the door into Publix.
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Hallmark caved and went woke.
You still got Piggly Wiggly stores there? Wish we did, I liked their stores.
By the way all Hallmark Movies have the same plots, especially the Christmas shows, and written by the same writer's, only difference is the cast. You seen one, you seen them all. Sure makes my wife mad when I say that.
I'd rather walk across busted Coke bottles than watch a Hallmark movie. Unfortunately the wife loves them. She wins the battle but I make insulting, non PC comments about every character in them so about halfway through she throws me the remote, gets mad and goes to the bedroom.
I've learned to fight back by watching war documentaries or The Three Stooges.
I've learned to fight back by watching war documentaries or The Three Stooges.
Ivan the Butcher
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Even my wife calls Hallmark Movies, "Chick Flicks!"
Ivan
Ivan
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My wife loves them.
I asked her "How can you watch this junk? I've been sitting here for 15 minutes and there hasn't been one bad guy shot. No cowboys or indians anywhere to be seen. No John Wayne, Randolph Scott, or Jimmy Stewart."
I don't know how the "actors" in HM keep their lines straight.
One movie he's a lawyer. Next movie a veterinarian. Next a doctor.
It's like musical chairs. When the music stops, grab a script.
I asked her "How can you watch this junk? I've been sitting here for 15 minutes and there hasn't been one bad guy shot. No cowboys or indians anywhere to be seen. No John Wayne, Randolph Scott, or Jimmy Stewart."
I don't know how the "actors" in HM keep their lines straight.
One movie he's a lawyer. Next movie a veterinarian. Next a doctor.
It's like musical chairs. When the music stops, grab a script.
Daughter loves Hallmark
My daughter loves Hallmark, but in a house with my SIL and 2 grandsons, she does not have a female to watch with her, so she would make one of the grandsons watch.
My oldest GS who was about 10-12 at the time, once said about the experience "Boonpa, (me) after watching 2 or 3 of those movies, I was ready for Jason Bourne to come out and shoot somebody".
I was very proud!
My daughter loves Hallmark, but in a house with my SIL and 2 grandsons, she does not have a female to watch with her, so she would make one of the grandsons watch.
My oldest GS who was about 10-12 at the time, once said about the experience "Boonpa, (me) after watching 2 or 3 of those movies, I was ready for Jason Bourne to come out and shoot somebody".
I was very proud!
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You got that right.
Patrick L
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Love those Hallmark movies! I especially love how my 89-year-old mother feels the need to explain the plot to me!
But seriously though, ridiculously attractive people who just never had time to find love. What's not to believe?
But seriously though, ridiculously attractive people who just never had time to find love. What's not to believe?
CAJUNLAWYER
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Kinda like a Crackerbarrel or a Waffle House. You know exactly what you are gonna get.Hallmark Channel:
200 movies
12 actors
1 plot
