Have you seen me?

my little chevy pick up forces me to go slow,
i get 27 mpg at 72mph.
to go 75 i get 20 mpg.
i don't know how this could be, but it is.
i gotta go 72.
 
My old gunsmith buddy was a huge man. He had a habit of following a car that never used their directional signals until they stopped. He always yelled out the window to them. " Is your car still under warranty? If so, take it back, your directionals don't work."
 
Are you the same old guy that I get behind at the Bank's drive-thru window that takes twenty-minutes?

He's there almost every time I go to the bank!



That would be me...………..It takes them gals a bit to un-roll and count them dimes.

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Been rollin them dimes up. Only three more 55 gal drums to go.

So it's gonna be a while.



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You know, if you drive 10 miles below the speed limit on the highway, you can instantly tell if the Town, City, County, State, FBI, SS or aliens are tailing ya. Turning right when signaling left is just another well practiced evasive maneuver.

Would have thought you old timers have figured this out by now.
 
I'm the old retired codger aimlessly driving the red pickup truck, going well below the speed limit, with my LEFT turn signal constantly on. I slow down long before I get to an intersection, come to a stop, then turn RIGHT.

Have you seen me? :D

And your name is...
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