So back home and he is in school/daycare now. Today was the first time I was alone with him without wife or anyone else to hand off so it was all on me. After breakfast and getting him dressed it was off to school. I put him in the truck and buckled him in. Had to go back to the house to get his Buckee's hat.
Driving to school when the following conversation took place:
Hey Jed!
What?
I have a booger.
Is it in your nose or on your finger?
In my nose.
I'll take care of it when we get to school.
But it is bothering me. (about this time, I'm wondering why he just doesn't pick his nose and eat the booger like most three year olds do).
I want a kleenex.
I don't have any buddy-just hold on we're almost at school.
I got it!
Don't wipe it on anything!
Finally I get to school, find an old napkin to wipe his nose and finger.
I look at his hands, nothing.
What did you do with it?
I wiped it on this-points to the fleece lining of my vest lying next to the car seat.
At this point it was just well.... **** it!

Got him into school, everyone shouted his name and I stood in the door totally forgotten.
Stopped by Starbucks and treated myself to a Venti Latte and enjoyed a nice ride back to court to sign orders . He is coming over to spend the night tonight and we are going out on the boat tomorrow.