I got tricked into going shopping

My Wife sends my son there with our debit card.:D

I've noticed something about the store. We have two in our area. There appears to be a rule, don't know if it's official, but it's strictly enforced: Not more than 2% of the customers in the store at any one time can be physically attractive.:eek:

Anybody else notice this?
Jim
 
I went with her because she did trick me and because she asked. we have been married 46 years. We have a lot of fun together, but I am not a Wal-Mart fan. Wal-Mart did have some 9mm and 45 acp but that's it and a Sig Sauer black rifle that some idiot was commenting on about being the best overall assault weapon ever made. And yes I did hold her purse while she handled some sheets and towels, no the purse did not match my boots. When I went to check on ammo and went back to fined her I went saw her I went one aisle over and called like crow really loud so she knew it was me, she called back. we had a laugh. It helps to remember that I love and we only have so many days with the people we love so we should make the most of them. would I have rather been home reloading or at the range shooting, yes. She did make me one of my favorite meals, creamed beef on toast with eggs sunny side up.
 
My Wife sends my son there with our debit card.:D

I've noticed something about the store. We have two in our area. There appears to be a rule, don't know if it's official, but it's strictly enforced: Not more than 2% of the customers in the store at any one time can be physically attractive.:eek:

Anybody else notice this?
Jim

I mean no disrespect, But since you put it out there, I have to
ask: Which side of that line do you fit in?:D:D

I Keed, I Keed!
 
I was sent there today (new Wal-Mart and it is close) my very essential mission was to purchase some tomato sauce (which it turned out we didn't need), while there I wandered by the ammunition aisle.
Three very large semi belligerent guys had a medium sized manager cornered, surrounded really.
Where was all of the 40 cal ammo?
Where was all of the 22 long rifle?
When was the next shipment?
Why was there a limit?
Why was the limit only three boxes?
Why didn't he order more ammunition?

This was worth the price of admission; the manager handled it very well.

Quoth he: I order every day, the warehouse ships what they have, I never know what will be shipped, the truck arrives early every morning, the dock guy checks in ammunition if any first, it arrives at sporting goods about 8:00am, the line here usually starts to form about 7:00am, the ammo is usually sold before we get to the end of the line.
If I didn't have a limit, the gun shop down the road would have a guy in line who would buy it all.

Three guys: you mean we have to be here at 7:00 am every day and we'll never know what you will have?

That's right, Qouth he: better be here before 7:00 if you want the head of the line.

But, but, but, but--------------
 
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