I'm a goin' to HE-double toothpicks

[CAJUNLAWYER]

Overheard my wife's friend tell my wife that she had started to read "The Exorcist" but couldn't finish it. Thought it was the most evil book she had ever read. Threw the book in a water filled ditch while bicycle ridng.
I went to the book store-bought a copy of the book.
Put it in a bucket of muddy water.
Dug the book out the next day.
Went to her house-left the book on her back porch table for her to find when she comes outside for her morning coffee.
We'll see how it goes

 

[steveno]

all I remember was the movie , Linda Blair and green stuff

 

[Texas Star]

Man, that's bad! It may seriously creep her out. Sure that you got the right printing? She'd recognize a different cover.

 

[Arik]

all I remember was the movie , Linda Blair and green stuff

Pea soup!!!!

 

[Retired LTC USAR]

Now that's funny!

Do you dress up for Halloween and make the children "earn their candy?"

 

[CajunBass]

I think that is a horrible, rotten, really mean thing to do.

Wish I'd thought of it.

 

[woodsltc]

Overheard my wife's friend tell my wife that she had started to read "The Exorcist" but couldn't finish it. Thought it was the most evil book she had ever read. Threw the book in a water filled ditch while bicycle ridng.
I went to the book store-bought a copy of the book.
Put it in a bucket of muddy water.
Dug the book out the next day.
Went to her house-left the book on her back porch table for her to find when she comes outside for her morning coffee.
We'll see how it goes

Now that made me laugh-out-loud......be careful, payback can be a ##### !!

Don

 

[Papa32129]

That's Hilarious! Good Stuff

Papa

 

[ordy]

You are more evil than the book....but I like it!

 

[yeti]

That is awesome! Let us know how it goes over.

 

[soFlaNative]

Prank it up!
Good one.

 

[chaparrito]

'debil made you do it?

 

[kimporter]

atta boy luther

 

[Damn Yankee]

Id be careful this fall when your down in Homa shooting ducks.

 

[timn8er]

In regards to the title of your thread, I must point out the obvious: Was there really ever any doubt?

 

[wbraswell]

I saw the same story in FB, but it was he threw it off a pier, so they bought a copy and soaked it good and put it in his desk drawer. Hilarious.

 

[model70hunter]

When you awoke this morning did your neck feel loose?

This was based on a true story in St. Louis, Mo.

I guess it might be ok to see the ducks coming and going with out moving from the neck down. Spooky.

still funny. Cant wait till you Paul Harvey us with the rest of the story.

 

[model70hunter]

P.S. it is imperative that you maintain a straight face, show sympathy and lawyer up to all, take the 5th. Hades might seem nice if your wife takes her friends side.

yes she is married to you but women all belong to the fraternal brotherhood of women bondingagainstall.com.

 

[Wyo]

I told several of the female members of my staff about this little stunt. They were not nearly as amused as I was. You may find yourself in more trouble than you know!

 

[Rustyt1953]

[ame]http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=DcfPi59d1BM[/ame]

 

[ChattanoogaPhil]

I thought it was double hockey sticks?

 

[Comrad]

So, I guess the legal profession really IS the devils ministry.

 

[LostintheOzone]

"He had a toughness about him, and his five grand Savile Row suit did little to hide the fact that he worked out regularly. He looked like someone who could've gone either way, the mob or something legitimate, and somehow ended up in the middle as a lawyer."
― Dave Zeltserman, Pariah

 

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Overheard my wife's friend tell my wife that she had started to read "The Exorcist" but couldn't finish it. Thought it was the most evil book she had ever read. Threw the book in a water filled ditch while bicycle ridng.
I went to the book store-bought a copy of the book.
Put it in a bucket of muddy water.
Dug the book out the next day.
Went to her house-left the book on her back porch table for her to find when she comes outside for her morning coffee.
We'll see how it goes

Shame on you. I saw the movie in the 70's in college with a frat brother who was an AAU boxer. Halfway thru he couldn't take anymore and walked out. He stumbled and fell near the door and finished by CRAWLING out, he was so anxious to get out.

I was a runner and the movie broke me of running late at night until this century.

It remains the scariest movie I ever saw because I gave up on scary movies involving Satan afterwards. I don't have a problem with scary space aliens or fantasy, middle ages stuff with dragons and demons. Guess I should become an atheist to enlarge my scary movie repertoir. Bill S

 

[Drm50]

Is there nothing a lawyer won't do?

 

[joeintexas]

Caj that's a sick thing to do. ...wish I 'd thought of it! !!

 

[Chuck24]

It's not as if there won't be anybody there you know, most from right here

 

[Squarebutt]

Scariest movie i've seen lately: [ame]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ShB4azq9WEk[/ame]

 

[Trooperdan]

We'll organize a rescue/search party if we don't hear from you in a couple of days!

 

[Snapping Twig]

Good one Sir!

I like the cut of your jib.