williamlayton
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I started a simular thread a few days ago and it got removed. I will do you boys a favor by staying clear of this, for your sake.
They are a tuff bunch.
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They are a tuff bunch.
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Interpreting the female language...
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ProgressiveTruth
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No, sweetheart its about being inner-dependant to each other. We live in a self centered world. Most of us enter into relationships with preconcieved ideas about each other. Marrage, like having a baby is not to get or to just be loved. Marrage is a surrender of self so two peoples can truely be one. This rarely happens as seen in the divorce rates. Marrage is for the mature, that does not mean old. We bring so much of our unresolved past unto the relationship that we can barely raise a family fighting our yesterdays in our minds.We have to maintain a sense of humor! That's the only way we can put up with women!
I'm kidding!
But, if you are willing to walk with each other, like good friends do, you might make it.
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Hillbilly77
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I'm only kidding around with my posts.
Mrs. Hillbilly and I have a pretty good handle on it.
We're among the happiest couples that we know.
I have my fun at her (women's) expense, but she has plenty of fun at my expense too.
kb5601
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My wife's family ran a nursery up in Manistique, Mi.
He had a freebie he would hand out to customers titled" What I know about women"
It was a blank scratch pad.....
Smart man
KB
He had a freebie he would hand out to customers titled" What I know about women"
It was a blank scratch pad.....
Smart man
KB
shouldazagged
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Fortunately that's a two-way street.
One very helpful tip is to avoid sweeping and invariably incorrect generalizations:
"You women are all alike!" is usually good for some heated, or very icy, discussion.
"You know how men are", when I hear it, raises my hackles.
Nobody likes to be pigeonholed.
If we can laugh at ourselves as well as each other there's hope. My beloved final wife and I laughed a lot.
She once told me that if I ever stopped looking at attractive women she would know it was time to call the coroner. And if she ever stopped looking at attractive men I was to do the same.
cussedemgun
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File this under "what NOT to do"
please forgive me, but I like it
please forgive me, but I like it
littleriver1
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The National Institutes of Health has just released the results of a $200 million research study completed under a grant to Johns Hopkins. The new study has found that women who carry a little extra weight live longer than the men who mention it.
The only thing worse than "losing" an argument with your wife is "winning" it!
(I was only kidding, hon, honest!)
What is this "winning an argument with your wife" of which you speak???
I just tell my wife that a man's house is his castle and in this castle I'm the king and she's nothing but a lowly wench. If I feel like buying a gun, she has no say in it. Her only job is to serve me and when I tell her to get me my beer her only response is "yes your majesty."
Man, I hope she never figures out my password.
Man, I hope she never figures out my password.
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ProgressiveTruth
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That's great! But there may be someone really reading this and taking it seriously.I'm only kidding around with my posts.
Mrs. Hillbilly and I have a pretty good handle on it.
We're among the happiest couples that we know.
I have my fun at her (women's) expense, but she has plenty of fun at my expense too.
ProgressiveTruth
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Oh dear dont go like that. Haven't you heard the saying, "it anit over till the fat lady sings." Well I anit sang yet!...lol. read the rest of the posts, please. If you still have not heard what you needed, let's know. We'll see what we can do. Ok?This thread stinks. Obviously you guys don't know anything about women, and I have wasted my time reading here. I came here thinking someone actually knew something.
The only thing I'll add is that you can be right, or you can be happy. You cannot however, have both at the same time. Choose wisely.
mg357
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After reading all of the replies to this thread I decided to add my own. My Grandpa gave me this piece of advice regarding women "Matthew you should be friends with a woman before asking her out on a date".
I don't know where he got it but he used that same piece of advice many years ago and he and my grandma where happily married for 59 years.
I don't know where he got it but he used that same piece of advice many years ago and he and my grandma where happily married for 59 years.
Rick_A
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I had purchased upgraded front brakes for my motorcycle to a dual disc set up. The cost was nearly $1k. My justification was that my brake pads and rotors would last longer and give me better control (previously I was replacing the brake rotor annually, brake pads twice a year, and the brakes had a very wooden feel at the lever). My ******* coworker told her that I was just pissing away money and needed little more than better brake pads.
I got the silent treatment for months. It was a quiet couple months with the occasional look that kills! The only good thing that came out of it is that she learned not to pull that silent treatment game with me.
Ten years later I'm still on those rotors and have only replaced the pads a couple times. Most importantly I've had far less "oh shoot" experiences while braking hard.
I got the silent treatment for months. It was a quiet couple months with the occasional look that kills! The only good thing that came out of it is that she learned not to pull that silent treatment game with me.
Ten years later I'm still on those rotors and have only replaced the pads a couple times. Most importantly I've had far less "oh shoot" experiences while braking hard.
Bozz10mm
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"It's Rosetta. From State Farm".
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