Before I got married dad said: "when she stops talking start worrying".
And either start running or ducking.Before I got married dad said: "when she stops talking start worrying".
1) We need. = I want.
2) It's your decision. = The correct decision should be obvious by now.
3) Do what you want. = You'll pay for this later.
4) We need to talk. = I need to complain.
5) Sure...go ahead. = I don't want you to.
6) I'm not upset. = Of course I'm upset, you moron.
7) You're...so manly. = You need a shave and you sweat a lot.
8) You're certainly attentive tonight. = Is sex all you ever think about?
9) Be romantic, turn out the lights. = I have flabby thighs.
10) Hang the picture there. = No, I mean hang it there!
11) I heard a noise. = I noticed you were almost asleep.
12) Do you love me? = I'm going to ask for something expensive.
13) How much do you love me? = I did something today you're really not going to like..
14) I'll be ready in a minute. = Kick off your shoes and find a good game on T.V.
15) Is my butt fat? =Tell me I'm beautiful.
16) You have to learn to communicate. = Just listen to me.
17) Are you listening to me?! = Too late, you're dead.
18) Yes. = No.
19) No. = No.
20) Maybe. = No.
21) I'm sorry. = You'll be sorry.
22) I'm not yelling! = Yes I am yelling because I think this is important.