Before I got married dad said: "when she stops talking start worrying".
Interpreting the female language...
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And either start running or ducking.
Get's a bit old after the first couple, but still on-point funny...
[ame]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GD8TKkwd6AE[/ame]
[ame]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GD8TKkwd6AE[/ame]
I'm really glad I stumbled on this necrothread. I just realized tomorrow is our anniversery. Naturally, I just returned from a trip to the local settlement (doesn't qualify as even a town) 
Gotta remember to sneak out tomorrow for at least a card.
When I was working, we had an annual physical that included a hearing test. When I got told I had a moderate hearing loss, I asked for a hard copy of the results. Took them home and showed the wife with the comment: "I haven't been ignoring you, I can't hear you." Seems to have worked, I now occasionally get asked: "Did you hear what I just said?"
Old one: Why do men generally die 7 years sooner that their wife/significant other? They want to.
Gotta remember to sneak out tomorrow for at least a card.When I was working, we had an annual physical that included a hearing test. When I got told I had a moderate hearing loss, I asked for a hard copy of the results. Took them home and showed the wife with the comment: "I haven't been ignoring you, I can't hear you." Seems to have worked, I now occasionally get asked: "Did you hear what I just said?"
Old one: Why do men generally die 7 years sooner that their wife/significant other? They want to.
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Pig Hunter
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The hardware is great and to be appreciated, The software has always been unknowable ! 
Rodan
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Judging by some of the comments, I'm pretty sure this picture was posted in the 'old' part of the thread, but the links are broken, and it's always been a favorite of mine, so I'll repost it.
Always good for a chuckle, and as a good friend says "they're all sisters..."
All laughs aside, I'm pretty lucky. Going on 25 years, and Mrs. Rodan still puts up with all my crazy hobbies. She likes to shoot, and even better, she likes to race. Here she is on the grid waiting to go out on track...
The car number is for May 17th, our anniversary.
Pretty hard to complain...
Always good for a chuckle, and as a good friend says "they're all sisters..."
All laughs aside, I'm pretty lucky. Going on 25 years, and Mrs. Rodan still puts up with all my crazy hobbies. She likes to shoot, and even better, she likes to race. Here she is on the grid waiting to go out on track...
The car number is for May 17th, our anniversary.
Pretty hard to complain...
Chubbo
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Interpreting the female language
Don’t try. It can’t be done. The subject is a factitious, fallacy.
Selfish questions, used by females, to wheedle their pardners into complying to her wishes, have only three possible purposes; Make her pardner, appear foolish. Assert her authority, to gain her wishes. Or, Create a ‘pity party’ for herself
I believe that the best answer to one of those silly, selfish questions, is a true negative answer, or to just ignore the question.
Don’t try. It can’t be done. The subject is a factitious, fallacy.
Selfish questions, used by females, to wheedle their pardners into complying to her wishes, have only three possible purposes; Make her pardner, appear foolish. Assert her authority, to gain her wishes. Or, Create a ‘pity party’ for herself
I believe that the best answer to one of those silly, selfish questions, is a true negative answer, or to just ignore the question.
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Ogandydancer
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No. 14 totally
[ame]https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=M-C-IbkuNWs[/ame]
After Karen's transplant she had short term memory issues. I got away with murder for quite a while.
Recently she said I had not told her something. I said I had and her memory was playing up again. She said she had recovered, but.....I had a witness
Wonder how long I can keep getting away with it?
In the meantime.....
[ame]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vUk0JTGI93E[/ame]
Recently she said I had not told her something. I said I had and her memory was playing up again. She said she had recovered, but.....I had a witness
Wonder how long I can keep getting away with it?
In the meantime.....
[ame]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vUk0JTGI93E[/ame]
I'm sure I'll never understand it,
but I live by Don Williams' words.
[ame]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MDt9bPCPBGk[/ame]
but I live by Don Williams' words.
[ame]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MDt9bPCPBGk[/ame]
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