SCIENTIFIC PROOF MY CATS ARE SISSIES
my kits have it pretty good.
full tummies even when hunting is poor.
nice warm dry place to sleep.
safe place to stay when evil walks.
plus, a door person opening the doors evey 3 minutes all day long.
but, they get treated like family:
GET OUT OF THE WAY, STUPID CAT!
so, my kits are thriving but several times talking sweetly to them has been mentioned.
so, i decided to try an expirement.
as i passed cud, i, as usual, stopped for a quick cuddle. but as i scritched him, i told him his jungle face n big fangs were adorable in my best southern belle voice.
i kept this up.
i didn't think it would work because he never even noticed it when i screamed.
the results were stunning.
he has always jumped into my arms for a cuddle n a nap, a couple times/week.
but now, it's every single day!
i can't cuddle drifter. she doesn't like my touch much.
but she loves her brush.
every night she comes over for a good brush n a nap between my legs.
but after a few days of me telling her how beautiful she is, n how i'm happy she decided we were family, my voice dripping with honey. she changed.
she now comes for a brush 2-3 times/day.
i was stunned.
you thot i was kidding about scientific proof?
nope.
i can demonstrate mathamatically that i'm getting 200% more affection.
this sucks.
see, i thot they might tell me that a cutsy voice was nice.
but, they are screaming that this is something they must have.
the response has been so great, i have no choice.
i gotta keep this up.
the big problem is, sooner or later. some human will hear me doing this.
i will, of course, have to shoot him.
worse, i'll have to dispose of the body.
i better buy a back hoe.