The hell you say!
My 10xx series guns are as obsolete as that lifeless cartridge they shoot so well!
I am happy to announce, I'll compassionately accept all your third generation, uber heavy, disassociated, obsolete, outdated, under appreciated, crude devices, only to provide them a heavenly tranquil and final resting place, for a slight and nominal fee of course!

For special Military Services we will provide a beautiful 21 gun salute and play TAPS for no extra charges.
The Shadow's S&W Obsolete Firearms Funeral Home
Located in the "Sportsman's Paradise", in the warm, humid climate of beautiful bayou slumber, we call Louisiana! Helping families through a personal, challenging time with unmatched services and compassionate, personal care.
Not to worry yourselves with the preparations. We will prepare each of these tired, worn out, under achievers with a warm welcome of dignity the so richly deserve, making end-of-life final arrangements in their time of need. All religious denominations are welcomed! We accept all revolvers single action, double action, all semi auto types, we will even accept your long guns, rifles and shotguns. Special rates may apply for retirement of NFA pieces and heavy artillery.
Those who wish for cremation services, will not be disappointed. We will burn a "BLOCK" of wood and return those ashes for your conveniences in a "tupperware container". However to be clear, the original body remains will be provided a place of rest here on location.
We will provide a registry of all those that are laid to heavenly bliss, via a letter by Mr. Hy D. Jinks! These ornate letters are only $25 for each request...
So "Private Message" me Shadow1006, for all the final arrangements of your obsolete or deceased firearms. They deserve our best blessings from your hands to ours! AMEN!