At least give dimensions and weight for each brick in case some of us want to duplicate them.
You could get your county agent to come out and ID the grass, and get back to us with that info. Please tell us what you use to cut it, and if you fertlize it, or just count on BS.

I would ask what church you go to, but religion is on the banned topics list.
Have you been to the Amazon?
Have you ever seen a real Amazon woman? Just asking cause I'm not sure they are real. I keep my eyes open for them, though, just in case. Bigfoots and unicorns too.
You should have credited Al Gore for inventing it.
Do you know what type plastic is used to make the strip?
On the ammo-
Bullet weight, alloy, and muzzle velocity would help.
I'd appreciate both the published velocity, and actual from your gun. If you don't have a chronograph, you might be able to get one on Amazon.
Well! Would you at least share whether it was cash or charge?
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