No sale of Sharpies to anyone under 18

[Gripgrabber]

Hello fellow dumb law breakers, FYI those nasty air dusters have 134a refrigerant as a propellant, tetrafluoroethane for you smart guys! the same stuff that's in your car ac and your refrigerator. That's why if you turn it upside down it will be liquid and freeze you.
Kids say if you can't eat it fuff it!
SEMPER PARATUS

 

[gregintenn]

Anything flammable for purchase you must be 18 or older. Im getting tired of faking a damned birthdate when its evident when a person is over age-and all it does is back up the line. It also pisses off most customers who are in a hurry.

A birthday card is flammable as is a bag of cheetos.

 

[DeathGrip]

Got a black magic marker

Got a black magic marker

I've got a black magic marker

Got me so blind I cant see

 

[Dave_n]

The classic as far as I am concerned was a law in I think Tennessee in the 19th Century that stated (or words to such effect). "In the event of a collision between two locomotives, neither shall move until the other has been removed". Dave_n