Phrases you hate to hear

[moonclip]

"common sense gun control"

......moon

 

[ladder13]

squeal like a pig

 

[OK Hog Shooter]

Any reference to "Going Postal"... I live in Edmond, OK where the postal worker snapped and killed and wounded his fellow workers. I'm in that post office at least once a week. It just ain't right!

Hog

 

[monet61]

But I swear I've only had two beers.

 

[Frederick]

Hmm,I didn't know it was loaded!
Kids will be kids!
When was the last time we checked this? From my doctor.

 

[tork'd]

"go ahead and bend over"

 

[Cpt. Obvious]

"Im just sayin!" I know, I just heard you.

"Guesstimate" it's either a guess, or an estimate, not both.

 

[beach elvis]

"The DNA results are back."

 

[litauer]

Really?
Have a qualified gunsmith look at that before you shoot it.
No problem, when ''You're welcome,'' is what should have been said.

 

[Bullet Bob]

"How dumb do they think we are charging $X for that gun?""

"What idiot paid X for that gun?"

Hey, maybe it'll be collectable in the future. Maybe they're just happy to have it; it's not your money, what do you care? After all everybody is dumb in different ways. Maybe cheapness is yours.

A last one - "when was my gun born?". Guns are made, puppies are born.

 

[LTC]

......a teachable moment.....

DUCK!! (kieth44 beat me to it)

LOOK OUT!!! (usually accompanies DUCK!!)

LTC

 

[David LaPell]

"We need to run some tests."

"Your credit card has been declined."

"Do you suffer from constipation, gas or bloating?"

"There's a problem with your car."

"Can you come out to my office."

(In my line of work its your never there for a pat on the back or when they want to ask how things are in your personal life)

 

[pharmer]

On the job: "In your spare time, I need you to......." Joe

 

[calmex]

One that really irritates me everytime I hear it is "Shovel ready."

 

[doby]

"Want me to tell you something?"

 

[COL Jagdog]

"oops" uttered by a barber or beautician. Or electrician. Or even worse, a surgeon.

"oops" uttered by a guy throwing a grenade.

And "oops" by a young troop on a helicopter who does not have his M-4 on "safe"

 

[COL Jagdog]

"Is it in??" (if asked by a woman)

 

[Ltlbear]

You are either part of the solution or part of the problem!!

Piece of Cake!!

A click when I expect to hear a bang!

 

[RightArm]

Any time a doctor says, "Oh my God! What happened?"
also:
It's not nearly as bad as it looks.

 

[YeshuaIsa53]

"Please press one for English", followed by another barrage of garbage people used to ask so much more politely.

"Uhhhh......" from the wife!

"May I speak to the owner?"

"How many guns do you have?"

"I don't want you going by yourself."

"It shouldn't be hurting any longer. We need to take X-rays." $$$$$$$$