Poo Prints

COL Jagdog said:
Holy scatology -- a new Sherlock Holmes thriller --

Sherlock, when asked how he caught the offending pooch, stated:

"Excrementally, my dear".:D

I would engage in guerilla warfare:

Go to a nearby park with plastic baggies and gather about 10 or 12 different bags of dog poop. Everyday, pick up your dog's poop but late at night, leave some of the park poop in a prominent place (where it will be seen, collected and tested) -- it will drive them crazy that they will not get matches with their database. Do that 10 or 12 nights.:cool:

Then, find a friend with a horse or pony, and leave some small clumps of horse and pony poop, and if you have a friend with a Vietnamese pot-belly pig, borrow some pig poo to leave at night.:eek:

The apartment management will be driving themselves crazy trying to figure out where those animals are living in their complex.
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Ok ban our dogs altogether thus making them homeless and living in the pound, then killed it a needle and chemical concotchun. I think I will pick up her poo. LOL. I just do not like the idea of it as I see it as unessasary.
 
With almost 80 million dogs in the country, I'd bet there are more dogs than dog haters. Might be more fair if the dog haters were licensed and leashed. Hell, we could even build them little parks where they could run around and chase each other for awhile.:)
 
I clean up after my dogs...always have.

Having said that, when I just sit back and think of the trillions of tons of insect, fish, bird and mammal doo dropped on the earth every day, I laugh at the sensibilities of people who have a heart attack when they see a steaming coil on the ground!

I've been chased out of my tax-supported park with my dog...even though I have always cleaned up.

I've been chased off most beaches in Michigan...even though I've always cleaned up after my dog.

Yet to see anyone worried about the birds, bugs, fish who are randomly scattering their calling cards all over the same places.

At home....now that's a different story. I cut the grass with a riding mower!:cool:

Len
 
My kids and the neighbor kids play in our yard. We have about three acres but I still don't want messy shoes coming in the house!

When I got my latest dog (chocolate lab) I walked her to the woods behind our house and praised her when she went. I did that three times. Then I didn't walk her there and when she assumed the position I told her I was not very happy in my not happy voice.

She immediately got the idea and ran into the woods.

Now when we are at someone else's house or in the park, she will find a tall clump of grass or the edge of the road where the grass is tall. She will NOT go in mowed grass.

I think I have the smartest dog in the world.

I agree it's a problem, I don't like it either when kids are out playing in the yard, I'm not sure if this is the answer but it ought to work.
 
So, you're one of a very small minority of grown men who hate or fear dogs.
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Race, I don't hate or have any abnormal fears of dogs. I just ain't wild about rude self absorbed folks who are to damn lazy to clean up the mess their animals make, OK. The only thing I dislike more,tonight, is Internet commandos who level unfounded attacks at total stranger who happen to disagree with them:p.
 
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I don't sweat, or smell the small stuff. Since I have security cameras on my property, it's easy for me to see who the worst offenders are....I just pick up the poop myself, and hand deliver it to the miscreant's mailbox, without so much as leaving a message. ;)
 
i'm for it. someone in our neighborhood doesn't pick up their dogs poo. more than once, it ended up in or yard and i stepped in it while mowing or coming home from a 3-11 shift. there's nothing like stepping inside and smelling fresh dog poo. it makes ya mad, especially in the winter when the offended boot must be put out for the night and is cold as hades the next day when i put it on.

think of it this way, if everyone was courteous and respectful, you wouldn't need to do this.

i have had dogs, quite a few over the years. our last passed away almost 2 years ago. i don't think we'll ever have another until we move back into the country. too many nosy neighbors. had the popo come twice during the winter...we had a cockerspanial that just loved to play outside in the snow. she absolutely would not come in for hours. nosy neighbors did not like this and called the police. too much hassle. i'll keep my snake. he loves me just as much.
 
Wail, I like the idea. If you and your dog are behavin', no worries. If ya aren't, okay by me if ya get nailed.

It is pretty darn irritating when you find a pile of dog poop on your property or in front of your house.

I have had dogs, and I have always cleaned up after them. All dog owners should do the same. (Unless on your own property. Okay by me to let your dog **** all over you own property if that's the way you like it. Just not on mine.)

And I do not blame the dogs. I like dogs! I blame the owners, all the way, who do not pick up after their animals.
 
I would think one or two well placed security camera with a dvr would be cheaper to install, and maintain. Then again I don't own a high rise apartment complex.
 
Grandpa taught me a magic trick one day. He'd take hot bacon grease and put four or five drops on each offending pile of poo in the front yard. I went out there that afternoon and every one of them was gone. I was with him all day working on the boat and we didn't pick'em up.:eek:
Chipmunk6
 
bamabiker said:
Scoop up the dogs but leave some of yours. Let them DNA test that.
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Or better yet... on a regular basis, go down to the local dog park and collect samples to place in strategic locations. After they have tested 100 samples (at their expense) that they can't collect on, they will abandon the idea.
Just don't get caught leaving your droppings :D

Now for my opinion... I can understand the issue but this is another example of Liberal extremism that if not checked will spread to other types of behavior control and I hate other people telling me what to do. Who gave them the authority to levee fines? I would think about all they could legally do is raise rents or impose a cleanup fee to cover costs, the next lease cycle. For those that choose or must live in a dense communal society, I suppose you must bend to the will of the group but you do have the option of moving out of the cesspool.

A few years ago some new neighbors moved in down road from us (country dirt lane). A short time later we noticed a box of sandwich bags and a small sign nailed to their property fencepost so I got out to look. It was a note to whoever was letting their dog poop in the road to clean up their mess as they were not used to such behavior in San Francisco and were not going to keep picking it up for whoever!
Taking a closer look at the 1 or 2 piles and the evidence of hair imbedded told me they needed to talk to the local coyote population about their problem. It took a couple of months but the box of baggies disappeared and the coyote scat is still a daily sight.
I am now helping them with their gun smarts.
 
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Any idea what the turn around time is on a test result??
takes the real po-po weeks and months to get a reply,, and what company has lab workers eagerly waiting for the claxton to go off signaling a "hot drop"???
 
s1mp13m4n said:
To make sure we as dog owners keep the place poo free we have to take our dog to the office at a set time and have the dog DNA checked and a picture taken by a company rep. Now if poo is found on the property it will be sent in for a Poo Prints DNA match.
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Watch out!
It could be a ruse that will morph into a database to establish paternity!
You might be makin "Puppy Payments" for life!

Oh, wait- that doesn't even work for people.
Never mind. ;)
 
"The only thing I dislike more,tonight, is Internet commandos who level unfounded attacks at total stranger who happen to disagree with them:p."

The original poster told a humorous story about a bizarre situation in his apartment complex. The first response was a rant wishing death upon dogs and their owners. Accusing him of hating dogs isn't unfounded, it's accurate. Accusing me of being an internet commando attacking total strangers is not.

My real name is Rob Kaimakis and I'm troubled by men who hate dogs. Sorry if I offended you. Enjoy the rest of your weekend.:)
 
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