Never lie to the bungee guy about how much you weigh
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You don't always get what you pay for, but you don't get what you don't pay for.
Tom B.
Tom B.
I have faults, but being wrong ain't one of them.
Jimmy Hoffa
Jimmy Hoffa
When you pull the pin....Mr grenade is no longer your friend
Even a broke clock is right twice a day
can you die of constipation? I worry because of how full of it you are
You hear better with your mouth closed
Only a dead fish goes with the flow
A good sharp knife is worth 2 of everything else except maybe a gun
Money can't buy good sense
Only problem with life is that nobody gets out alive
The best place to find a helping hand is at the end of your wrist
You're not drunk if you can lay on the floor without holding on
At last I've found the perfect girl
I could not ask for more
She's deaf and dumb
And owns a liquor store
Money is a poor way to measure wealth
A will is a dead give away
lawnmower=vegetarian assault vehicle
Life is full of choices...You make yours and I'll make mine
Sometimes I wonder what it's like to be normal...I mean do those people ever have any fun?
Old Indian saying........There are 2 dogs constantly fighting inside you. One is evil. One is good. The one that wins is the one you feed.
Mess with the bull....Get the horns
Those that speak the most have done the least
Absorb what is useful discard what is not
A duck's quack does not echo
The dot over the letteri is called a tittle
The very first CD ever pressed in the USA was Bruce Springsteen's "Born In The USA"
The older the violin the sweeter the music
You have no idea how little I care.......monty walsh
Old guys become old for a reason and it's not because of stupidity
Fat people are hard to kidnap
What does 4 wheel drive and a woman have common? They both can get you into things you shouldn't be in
Someday you'll really go far.....And I hope you stay there
AND a final blowout FYI..........
The PT boats of WW11 were powered by 3 ea. V-12 Packard engines. Super Charged and making 1850 HP Horse Power.
Even a broke clock is right twice a day
can you die of constipation? I worry because of how full of it you are
You hear better with your mouth closed
Only a dead fish goes with the flow
A good sharp knife is worth 2 of everything else except maybe a gun
Money can't buy good sense
Only problem with life is that nobody gets out alive
The best place to find a helping hand is at the end of your wrist
You're not drunk if you can lay on the floor without holding on
At last I've found the perfect girl
I could not ask for more
She's deaf and dumb
And owns a liquor store
Money is a poor way to measure wealth
A will is a dead give away
lawnmower=vegetarian assault vehicle
Life is full of choices...You make yours and I'll make mine
Sometimes I wonder what it's like to be normal...I mean do those people ever have any fun?
Old Indian saying........There are 2 dogs constantly fighting inside you. One is evil. One is good. The one that wins is the one you feed.
Mess with the bull....Get the horns
Those that speak the most have done the least
Absorb what is useful discard what is not
A duck's quack does not echo
The dot over the letteri is called a tittle
The very first CD ever pressed in the USA was Bruce Springsteen's "Born In The USA"
The older the violin the sweeter the music
You have no idea how little I care.......monty walsh
Old guys become old for a reason and it's not because of stupidity
Fat people are hard to kidnap
What does 4 wheel drive and a woman have common? They both can get you into things you shouldn't be in
Someday you'll really go far.....And I hope you stay there
AND a final blowout FYI..........
The PT boats of WW11 were powered by 3 ea. V-12 Packard engines. Super Charged and making 1850 HP Horse Power.
Believe the impossible, count the distant stars, but don't forget to set the kettle over the fire if you want to drink tea.
When I was a young rookie firefighter, almost a half-century ago, an older lieutenant I worked with took a lot of vacation trips. When he and his missus got back from a cruise, I remarked that it must have been pretty expensive. I will never forget his reply...
"Let me tell you somethin', son: You ain't never gonna see no Brinks truck followin' a hearse. Armed guards are not gonna stand at your grave and throw money bags in! You can't take it with you when you go!"
"Let me tell you somethin', son: You ain't never gonna see no Brinks truck followin' a hearse. Armed guards are not gonna stand at your grave and throw money bags in! You can't take it with you when you go!"
Shoot low boys.....They're riding Shetland ponies!!............Lewis Grizzard
dhallz71
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"If you can`t run with the big dogs--Stay on the porch.
You have buttered your bed now you have to sleep in it.
Four wheel drive only gets you stuck further from home.
Four wheel drive only gets you stuck further from home.
If you always tell the truth you'll never have to remember what you said.
A student from whom nothing is ever demanded that he cannot do, never does all he can. John Stuart Mill
If the map in your hand and the terrain in front of your don't agree, go with the terrain.
A man who treats his wife like a thoroughbred will never be hitched to a nag.
If God brings you to it, He will bring you through it.
If the map in your hand and the terrain in front of your don't agree, go with the terrain.
A man who treats his wife like a thoroughbred will never be hitched to a nag.
If God brings you to it, He will bring you through it.
Forgot to credit my father for these. And no, my Sequoia has never been stuck. Close a few times.
"When the people find that they can vote themselves money that will herald the end of the republic."
― Benjamin Franklin
― Benjamin Franklin
"Music is a language that doesn't speak in particular words. It speaks in emotions. If it's in the bones, it's in the bones."
~Keith Richards
~Keith Richards
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