So, y'all think Bigfoot OCs or CCs?

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He open carries to scare off scientists, cameramen and the general public at large.
 
Obviously he CC because he likes to keep a low profile and doesn't want to risk having his weapon taken by some hiker.
 
He's really a weenie, OCing in the woods, has no nuts to carry on the street. :D Send him to Harlem or the south Bronx, I guarantee he'll be crying for mommy.
 
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Actually when you are 8 feet tal, weigh 700 pounds and having razor sharp teeth, there is no need to carry either way. Nobody messes with someone that size.
 
Actually when you are 8 feet tal, weigh 700 pounds and having razor sharp teeth, there is no need to carry either way. Nobody messes with someone that size.


Big people aren't used to fighting, when someone does fight them, they get a good beating.

Thin short wiry guys are the ones to fear.
 
Man yer freaking me out:eek: I live near the Ozark National scenic Riverways too.:eek::eek::eek:
There are so many knuckle draggers around here it's gonna be hard to pick him out of the crowd:D
Lurk on,
Gordon

Have you seen IT?


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Big Foot was last seen in Missouri :)

Strange as it may sound, I was looking at Google Earth a few months ago and noticed a strange "icon" on the map at the peak of a ridge on the northeaster corner of our property. My wife and I live on 440 acres of wooded property and are surrounded by thousands more. Anyway, I placed my cursor on that "icon" and this little information "bubble" pops open and says something like, "sasquatch sigting behind rye field, Gasconade County
1953". Of course, that was 3 years before my family bought this property.

Either way, he's out there somewhere....I just know it!

ETA: Here is the "event report" on the bigfoot website: BFRO Report 1115: Hair raising screams heard in the forest behind a four acre rye field.
 
You can see him almost any saturday at our local Wal-of-China-Mart. last week he was accompanied by what i believe was a werewolf.

Beats going to a Ripley's Believe it or not museum. You see weird things and they don't charge admission.
 
Since Bigfoot don't got no pants unless he's somewhat kinky and don't mind (fairly severe) discomfort he must OC.
 
I can understand the confusion regarding Bigfoot's carry choice. But, everyone know's he has a marsupial type pouch on his right side hip. So really, both answers are correct.

Now many think he was born like this. However, I have seen "secret" documents which shows a well known holster company actually created the now infamous holster pouch by growing skin patches and surgically attaching the holster to his right hip. The patch holster grew and soon hair/fur grew over it to provide more concealment.

I have pictures but can't post them becasue I don't want my location revealed through the imbeded coding in the photo's. I am breaking this story here on SW Forum because the truth must come out in order to set the record straight.:cool:
 
BF has an EMF Field that he can manipulate to make humans disoriented and run delirious through the woods... so BF has never needed a gun. However..... there is rumor of an EMF Field protective suite being contracted out to Halliburton. This may be the reason that BF has begun to carry concealed under his rubber hide.
 
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