The Confessional

[Lost Lake]

I LOVE seafood! Carp, tuna, caviar (red and black), lobster, sushi, sushimi, raw oysters, clams, shrimp. If i dont like it its probably because i have not tried it.

I also love red meat and pretty much any meat cooked rare, bloody.

My favorite Sunday breakfast is backed potatoe, smoked salmon or hearing, bread with butter and caviar, any real cheese (none that Kraft slices), cut onion and vodka.

Beer to me is a food group and im quite happy consuming in for breakfast, lunch, dinner, or snack. If beer looks like lemon aid then its not beer.

Except for that breakfast menu, I think we may be related!! You lost me at the Vodka part, unless it's Bloody Mary's then we ARE related!

Yes seafood, wonderful seafood. Fresh and firm and sweet seafood. I've been hankering for lobster lately. You know what lobster looks like in Wisconsin? It isn't pretty. I want real east coast cold water lobster.

And I love the Tiger Meat. Ground raw meat cut from the heart of the sirloin with onions and pepper on a rye cracker or rye bread. Mmmm.... I just read that 3 people got e-coli sickness from the same butcher where my wife bought our last Tiger Meat a month ago....

I guess they must have been city slickers.

 

[Arik]

Mmmm...tiger meat ....with some imperial stout or Scottish Ale!! Mmmmmm

Yep straight vodka. Its a Ruski breakfast.

Forgot to add i drink coffee like water.

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[puckforbrains]

My neighbor puts carp in his watering trough for about a week,then he smokes them.He says they are great! I tried smoking some but couldn't keep them lit.

 

[Old cop]

Some of my favorite TV is: Adam-12, Dragnet, Andy Griffith, Alaska State Troopers, & last but not least Highway Patrol (showing my age).

 

[keithpip]

Confessional

I'm Catholic so here goes...(Sign of the cross)Ego te absolvo. Pax tecum.


Keith

 

[David LaPell]

I had a question and I asked a friend of mine who was a quite devout Catholic, my last time at the Confessional I asked for a #3 value meal with a coke.
Anywho, how exactly does the priest know what to give for a penance? I mean, is there a list written of how many hail mary's and our fathers to hand out? If he hands out one too many can you redeem that one as credit the next time around? Of course if I recall when I asked him that I was called a heathen and a few other choice words that he had to go to Confession for.

 

[BCDWYO]

Velveeta is my favorite kind of cheese

 

[Kelly Green]

Penance for what?

I know an old priest, in his seventies, over in town who would laugh himself out of the box if he heard a confession like yours and then probably take you out for a beer.

 

[labworm]

I had a question and I asked a friend of mine who was a quite devout Catholic, my last time at the Confessional I asked for a #3 value meal with a coke.
Anywho, how exactly does the priest know what to give for a penance? I mean, is there a list written of how many hail mary's and our fathers to hand out? If he hands out one too many can you redeem that one as credit the next time around? Of course if I recall when I asked him that I was called a heathen and a few other choice words that he had to go to Confession for.

Sort of like being in a courtroom, one judge may give you 2-3 years for the crime, another may give you 5-10 for the same crime.

 

[SW_shooter]

I like broccoli.............

I eat fish on Fridays during Lent. (except Carp, they're ugly and taste nasty) I like Salmon on a cedar plank covered in a marinade we found and then cooked over charcoal until just flaky. Green beans sauted with butter and garlic, a cold beer (or wine for the more refined) and maybe some french bread.

The rest of the time give me red meat especially a steak.

 

[feralmerril]

Years ago I tried the dr. adkins diet a few times. Basicly you eat just meat done anyway you want to do it. Even bacon fried in butter.
I found I could eat hamburger longer than steak! You WILL actualy get sicker of eating fine steak quicker than you will burger!

 

[carpriver]

Father forgive me for I have sinned.
I dont like Spam, ate it 3 times a day for a month and a half while on my senior trip to Viet Nam.
I don't like fish, smoked, baked, fried, broiled, boiled, raw or cooked on a cedar broad.
I don't like green food but will eat it to keep people quite.
I do like bourbon single barrel uncut and the older the better.
I do like strawberries, black berries, blue berries, raspberries in pies.
I use to own several handguns and shoulder fired guns but lost them in a freak volcano accident. there use to be 3 SW 686's a couple 1911, a model 14-2, a model 60, a 44 mag by Ruger and a ASA 45 colt. and a modern American sporting rifle in 5.56, with collapsing stock an pistol grip, flash suppressor and large capacity magazine and accessory rail. and 2 M1 carbines, It must have been one of those act of the higher power.
I do not hunt.
I like Ford F-150s
I like to fish, catch and release (don't use barbed hooks)
I do not watch reality TV. that is not reality, reality is working and bring home a pay check and worrying about making end meet.
I like Cop shows and westerns.

I am an Episcopalian, we go pray and have a snack.

 

[4Js]

I once owned a Ford Pinto.

 

[Ruger Nut]

I like broccoli, Goober Grape, Starburst, and ran an Orange light in town today.

 

[SW_shooter]

I dated a girl who owned a Pinto.

 

[Ruger Nut]

I once owned a Ford Pinto.

 

[Ruger Nut]

My apologies, folks. I have been politely but firmly advised by the staff that I strayed into territory I shouldn't have under the rules in my original post. They were right, I was careless.

Sorry. Won't happen again--I like it here.

Been there, done that!

 

[jimmyj]

SINNER !!
To be "Forgiven" you must marry my pregnant cousin and buy her new teeth (and shoes)
Your soon to be relative,
Jimmy

 

[4Js]

I have another sin to atone for.

Many years ago my friend and I took our kids to a wild animal park. We purchased a couple of small sacks of feed so the critters would come up to the car and the kids could pet them.

We came upon a flock of ostriches. The things were sticking their heads in the car to look for food.

In a moment of weakness, I dumped a sack of food in my buddy's lap.

It was horrible. three ostriches were going after the feed. They were going up and down like three runaway pump jacks. My buddy was screaming in pain, and in horror of what he thought was the impending end of his manhood. And I was rolling in the floorboard laughing like an idiot.

I'm guessing not even purgatory for that.

 

[shouldazagged]

A PINTO? Luxury! In my drinking days I actually bought a used 1975 AMC Pacer. Mint green.

At the end it had one hundred ten degrees of play in the rack-and-pinion steering. So, since it was clearly plotting my death, I did what any good drunk would do. I drove it without adding oil till it threw a rod. And I said, "Take that, evil machine!"