The Ultimate Lounge Catch All Thread

[COL Jagdog]

This news flash just in:

"What do dyslexic bears keep in their gun safes?"

 

[Kanewpadle]

I am glad I bought a Kimber before I found out that they are bad. I will probably start carrying it if I can find a way to keep my gym shorts up.

Tactical suspenders.

 

[ladder13]

Pie anyone?

 

[glenncal1]

You forgot:

Any handgun caliber that doesn't start with a 4 is next to useless for self defense, should only be carried by those to weak to keep an N frame on their hip and never be shot at a bear. A .357 might (just might) be ok for squirrel hunting.

 

[CAJUNLAWYER]

I always get mad when I'm late to the party-especially when I see Mickey's thread having already been edited by Handejector all the way down to just three grumpy faces. But at least there isn't "banned" written under his name this time

 

[Rule3]

Ruls 3; By any chance are you related to Foxworthy? He does the same rant on TV for money.My eyes were tired out trying to figure out the punch line.

Now don't go and try and be practical or make sense about stuff. It's not a Redneck joke.

 

[Alnamvet68]

Necromancing the ultimate lounge lizard thread.

 

[duppie]

I believe that this could prove to be another "Rail against the machine" tread that morphed into the now beloved "Broccoli" debacle of several months ago.

I vote root vegetable this time.......

 

[Lost Lake]

Has anyone else had the front sight dot fall off?

 

[Alnamvet68]

Balut anyone?

 

[jaykellogg]

Geeze, now all we have to talk about is the ammo shortage!

I kind of miss the thread of lawyer jokes, I just remembered a good one.

 

[M29since14]

I kind of miss the thread of lawyer jokes, I just remembered a good one.

Can you tell it without getting banned?

 

[jaykellogg]

Can you tell it without getting banned?

I did a search. It is in this thread.

http://smith-wessonforum.com/lounge/255186-lawyer-joke.html

 

[timn8er]

I'm off them

Well then, I think we see where the problem lies.

 

[Rule3]

As we have several USPS threads going I though it was good the "revisit" (Mgt speak) and "explore" the Ultimate Lounge thread.

Not much has changed.
The only addition I think should be added is:

There is a show on TV called Longmire

Thanks for watching!

 

[SW_shooter]

Can broccoli still be mentioned?

 

[Rule3]

Can broccoli still be mentioned?

Absolutely, this thread was pre broc!

 

[kwselke]

Absolutely, this thread was pre broc!

I ordered a few packages of broccoli seeds for the Fall garden. The USPS sent them to Mexico where they were promptly lost in a tragic boating accident.

 

[medxam]

I missed this one last year. How about remedies for dog-skunk encounters? Also, "How long does it take to get a letter from Roy?"

medxam

 

[G.T. Smith]

Maybe............

Rule3, you must now collect ALL of our email addresses and keep us informed of any changes since you got it all covered.

Oh, and I figured out what CTG is.

Cocktails
Tobacco
Guns

In that order.

I thought it stood for Colt's Tiniest Gun see pic. below
I still like knifes none of my wifes did though.
Piece,
gordXX