The walk of shame

That $150 used bike I bet will still outlast a $150 brand new bike from walmart.

those walmart mountain bikes are junk if you take them off the pavement. not worth upgrading a single part on them...

beefy hard tails are pretty popular now days, snubbyfan. they call them "all mountain".

im now riding a steel hardtail with a slackish head angle, 140mm fork with 2.3" tires. brought the fun back to the same old trails.
 
those walmart mountain bikes are junk if you take them off the pavement. not worth upgrading a single part on them...

beefy hard tails are pretty popular now days, snubbyfan. they call them "all mountain".

im now riding a steel hardtail with a slackish head angle, 140mm fork with 2.3" tires. brought the fun back to the same old trails.
Back when I first built Frankenbike, I was told that I was doin' it all wrong. "You can't use that fork on a hardtail, the travel's too long, it'll change the steering geometry every time you hit a bump." I had to adapt the cross country front disc brake for the fork. "Downhill rims on a cross country hardtail?" And on and on.
A couple of years later the major bike companies came out with "East Coast Freeride Hardtails." Long travel forks, front disc brakes, shorty stems, riser bars, etc. Sounded a lot like what I had just got done building.
 
I got to do some walkin' a few times back when I thought "sew ups" were a good idea on my road bike many moons ago.

You get a lot of "look at that dumb***" glares from the folks that drive by! Sadly, some times you deserve it!

Just remember...it could always be worse.

Yeah, but if ya practice a bit, you can rip off that flat sew-up and get the replacement on in nothing flat.

I did the "haven't ridden it in years" thing a couple of years ago, pumped up the flat sew-ups and both were flat and disintegrating inside of 100yds. Oops.

Decided that since I'm about 100lbs heavier than when I built that bike, it was time for it to move on.
 
Glad you kept your sense of humor, sir!

Around here, thorns are just part of the landscape. So, all of our bicycle tires have some kind of sealant in them, usually Stan's, but I am trying Orange Seal in my road bike.

My wife and I get lots of punctures but seldom have flats.

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And, yes, those little seat bags both have at least two tubes and CO2 cartridges along with tools that I have not yet needed.

Life is good. :)
 
What, no AAA in your neck of the woods! :D
And no cell phone signal.
No, the hi-tech bike with tires of dry-rotted rubber!
Actually the tires look ok.
Except that one of them's flat.
Glad you kept your sense of humor, sir!

Around here, thorns are just part of the landscape. So, all of our bicycle tires have some kind of sealant in them, usually Stan's, but I am trying Orange Seal in my road bike.

My wife and I get lots of punctures but seldom have flats.

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And, yes, those little seat bags both have at least two tubes and CO2 cartridges along with tools that I have not yet needed.

Life is good. :)
It's been over a decade since my last flat. I was thinking of running some kind of sealant when I replace the tubes.
 
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It's been over a decade since my last flat. I was thinking of running some kind of sealant when I replace the tubes.
Wow! I am jealous.

Walking home only once a decade is genuine success in my book. Nicely done, sir.
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Most sealants have their own issues, including clogged presta valves and turning to ugly blobs when they dry out every few months. Trust me, you don't need the hassles.

Just ignore my earlier comments. There is no reason for you to change a thing . . . except the tubes you already plan to replace.
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Wow! I am jealous.

Walking home only once a decade is genuine success in my book. Nicely done, sir.
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Most sealants have their own issues, including clogged presta valves and turning to ugly blobs when they dry out every few months. Trust me, you don't need the hassles.
I was thinkin' of drilling out my rims for schrader valves so my wife and I can run the same tubes. I've got 2 spare tubes for her bike.

Just ignore my earlier comments. There is no reason for you to change a thing . . . except the tubes you already plan to replace.
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Didn't walk then, just stuck my spare in and off I went.

Thanks for the info, you're right I don't need the hassles.
 
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I was thinkin' of drilling out my rims for schrader valves so my wife and I can run the same tubes. I've got 2 spare tubes for her bike.
At the risk of showing my foolishness one more time . . . you could also get those little rubber spacers that allow your wife's bike to use presta valves.

It kind of depends on your druthers, but schrader valves have always been awkward for me with most pumps . . . fine at the gas station or if you have a compressor, admittedly.

Of course, you will probably wait to use up the spares you have . . . could be another decade. :D

I am going to be quiet now and learn from your experiences. :o
 
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At the risk of showing my foolishness one more time . . . you could also get those little rubber spacers that allow your wife's bike to use presta valves.

It kind of depends on your druthers, but schrader valves have always been awkward for me with most pumps . . . fine at the gas station or if you have a compressor, admittedly.

Of course, you will probably wait to use up the spares you have . . . could be another decade. :D

I am going to be quiet now and learn from your experiences. :o
Enabling my wife's bike to use presta valves is actually a good idea. I can just keep one kind of tube in stock.

The learnin's going both ways.
 
I've had to walk my bikes in several times during races. Road and off road.

You can look at the bright side and appreciate it's been so long since you flatted out that spare tubs had dry rot. You had been lucky for too long.
 
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