This is a rare day -- The Wife was Wrong

[Protocall_Design]

A group of guys at their workplace was having a debate over whether having a project finished was the same as having it completed. Half of them said it was both the same and half said it was 2 different things. They decided to have a contest to see who could come up with the best definition for the 2 words. The winner said this -

If you marry the right woman, you're complete. If you marry the wrong woman, you're finished. If the right one catches you with the wrong one, you're completely finished!

 

[rwsmith]

You can't even cheat....

The biggest fact is "Is it worth it" I'm good with never getting into a fight with the wife over who's right. She won't remember the facts, but will remember you pi$$ed her off about it.
It's the Kobayashi Maru scenario of marriage. You can't/don't win.

...because if you win in this game...you lose.

 

[snubbyfan]

[ame]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t7Y0I91rubg[/ame]

 

[snubbyfan]

[ame]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9y2Yr1wxRzo[/ame]

 

[mh51]

A woman is always going to have the last word in any argument. Anything a man says after that is the beginning of another argument.

 

[fiasconva]

"You're gonna need a bigger suit."

 

[Rustyt1953]

Compliments of Kernel Crittenden.

 

[snubbyfan]

 

[Rustyt1953]

 

[snubbyfan]

 

[Rustyt1953]

Pro Tip: Do not get her this...

 

[SC_Mike]

You want to be happy, or do you want to be right?

 

[SMSgt]

That's an obscure reference even for a Star Trek fan. Well done.

He cheated.

 

[SMSgt]

There was this one time she was right...

Gotta ask: What was the question?

 

[snubbyfan]

 

[SMSgt]

Exactly. Score one for snubby.

 

[Joenomad]

Good Luck my friend

 

[GaryS]

It's been nice knowing you.

 

[Buzzzer]

I have a magnet on the fridge that says "Behind every angry woman is a man who has absolutely no idea what he did wrong".

I've been right almost 60 times in our marriage of almost 30 years! Not that she's been wrong, mind you, just that I've been right...

 

[Protocall_Design]

Twice a year sounds like a pretty good average.