I stole this off the back of a church key from the Jax Beer Brewery, NOLA. "I don't have a drinking problem. I drink, I Get Drunk, I Fall Down. NO PROBLEM"
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Who Hit John? and other drinking terminology....
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This was a saying I heard often in my youth.....always wondered who Cooter Brown was and where the saying came from. So this thread got me to look it up....seems there may have been such a person:drunker than cooter brown - Google Search
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"He was square dancin' by himself."
Drunker than a monkey.
Three sheets to the wind.
Are just a couple of more that come to mind....
Three sheets to the wind.
Are just a couple of more that come to mind....
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Did you ever date this one, John? Talk about making a lasting first impression...
New details in case of woman who destroyed artwork on bad date - CBS News
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HOUSTON -- Authorities say an intoxicated Dallas woman who was on a first date with a prominent Houston trial lawyer caused at least $300,000 in damage to his art collection, including two Andy Warhol paintings. Authorities said she tore down several paintings and poured red wine on some while yelling obscenities...
I'm no expert here but, L.L.Layman looks like she is a call-girl.
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Yes she does look a bit on the rough side. I'm not an art collector by any means but I'd rather have the paintings, given the choice.
Yeah, or a meth-head tweaker....I'm no expert here but, L.L.Layman looks like she is a call-girl.
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Untaxed clear liquor in this area was sometimes called ruckus juice.
A few years ago my deer hunting crew was having lunch at a
local Dew Drop Inn. They were having specials for hunting crowd.
Lots of out of towners in for deer season. A group from up north
came in, you can tell them by the lasted in deer hunter garmets
we call them Cabela Commandos. The barmaid was taking their
orders and when it came down to beverages one guy decided
he would like to have a mixed drink. Girl put a glass on bar and
pored him a double Wild Turkey and told him that was the only
mixed drink she knew how to make. Everyone got a charge out
of that including his buddies. I often think of that, it was like
the Guardian Angle in Its a Wonderful Life asking for hot mulled
Cider in a hardcase joint.
local Dew Drop Inn. They were having specials for hunting crowd.
Lots of out of towners in for deer season. A group from up north
came in, you can tell them by the lasted in deer hunter garmets
we call them Cabela Commandos. The barmaid was taking their
orders and when it came down to beverages one guy decided
he would like to have a mixed drink. Girl put a glass on bar and
pored him a double Wild Turkey and told him that was the only
mixed drink she knew how to make. Everyone got a charge out
of that including his buddies. I often think of that, it was like
the Guardian Angle in Its a Wonderful Life asking for hot mulled
Cider in a hardcase joint.
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And one reason id said that, was when I was in L.E. id seen a lot of rough-looking gals who looked like her-who were "camp-followers" who made money that way.
I'm no Cary Grant but? I can get a good-looking lady-Sabrina was one of the best ive ever had the grace (and the Holy Lord's blessings) to have been with.
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Being an Air Force cop made me detest drunks since my youth.
As for a drinking song, remember that one about Spanish ladies in, "Jaws"?
The "Star-Spangled Banner" music was originally for a British drinking song, "To Anachrion (sp?) in Heaven." Francis Scott Key wrote the words.
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Wine glasses should be about half full, to enable one to swirl the wine and inhale the bouquet.
As for a drinking song, remember that one about Spanish ladies in, "Jaws"?
The "Star-Spangled Banner" music was originally for a British drinking song, "To Anachrion (sp?) in Heaven." Francis Scott Key wrote the words.
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Wine glasses should be about half full, to enable one to swirl the wine and inhale the bouquet.
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Yes they do in order to tolerate the smell!
No comment on the post, but I felt it necessary to "like" the signature, which I hadn't noticed before.
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The problem with soju is unlike tequilla and 101 proof whiskey, is it doesn't taste like it's going to hurt you.
You're not drinking the right tequila then.
I had to quit drinking Crown and Seven's because they went down like soda and all of the sudden you can't get up out of your chair.
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"The One-Eyed Reilly" You Tube link: [ame]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hjjb1iYQ9GQ[/ame]
Actually, I'd rather drink a full glass of of wine than swirl or sniff it. In my house, ostentation must yield to practicality - "Would you like to have another 1/2 of a glass of wine??" just doesn't cut it. Fill it to the rim, and enjoy. Wine glasses are too small to begin with!
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You're not drinking the right tequila then.
I had to quit drinking Crown and Seven's because they went down like soda and all of the sudden you can't get up out of your chair.
I've had some that was $60 for the little bottle (the one smaller than a fifth) and some with my brother's mexican landlord that barely spoke english. Both times turned out horrible and I'll stick with whiskey
That's about how soju turned out. After about 4-5 drinks I wasn't feeling anything and it tasted good so I had a few more. The details after that are a bit fuzzy, but back in the day I've done some real heavy drinking, and I've never had a 3 day hangover.
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