WHY DO GHOSTS NEED CLOTHES?

[hiredhand]

I have always wondered why ghosts need clothes. And if ghosts do have clothes, is there a ghost clothes store? And if there is a ghost store, how does the ghost pay?
What do you folks think?

 

[deadin]

Been into the wine, have we????

 

[hiredhand]

Nope! Just asking an honest question. Every time someone see a ghost it is dressed as someone from the past. I have never heard of spirit clothes, ever!

 

[anothermiller]

come to think of it,you're right.Every ghost story I ever heard ,they had clothes on.


Ghosts just wouldnt be spooky if they were naked,Folks would laugh.

 

[DeathGrip]

Did you here the one about the ghost in the nudist colony?
Nobody saw nothing.

 

[Gasman1972]

Because ghosts are like barbie dolls, they don't have privates. It's embarrassing, so they wear clothes and act all grumpy.

 

[Maximumbob54]

Because they want you to scream in fright from seeing a ghost not from seeing ghost junk. Besides, the common belief is that you are stuck for eternity in what you either were buried in or died in. That's why your mother always told you to wear clean underwear. Who want's to die in skid marked shorts? Maybe that's why so many ghosts go around groaning and moaning. They just want your clean shorts.

 

[oldman45]

Everyone knows ghosts wear what they died wearing. Nobody dies naked.

 

[walnutred]

The one thing that bothered me about the movie 6th Sense was the idea that you go though eternety in the shape/condition you left this world. Face it, most people do NOT hit room temprature at their best.

 

[feralmerril]

I dont know about cloths, I thought they wore sheets and got them from "The sheet house".

 

[OFT II]

How would you like to be haunted by your mother-in-law in the nude?

 

[feralmerril]

EEEEEEEEick! Although my dad used to tell me to check out the girls mothers because that was how they were going to look!