Why I don't watch Dancing with the Stars

[CAJUNLAWYER]

Four words one hopes one never sees together in the same sentence.

Nancy Grace Wardrobe Malfunction

I don't think they make enough bleach to wash out my eyes.

 

[Moonman]

Not one of the best looking or most graceful dancing attorneys that I've ever seen. That competition just might just cause one to take a major pull on the Jack Danial's bottle, on second thought, maybe more than one pull.

 

[gunblade]

Could have been worse...isn't Chaz Bono on that show? If it happend to...him(?)...you would have to pluck out your eyes.

 

[Moonman]

Chaz and Nancy dancing together would have been a Night NOT To Remember.

 

[681ismyfavorite]

well, if youre Bruno's type, then i'm sure youd like watching it.

 

[DeathGrip]

Jerry Springer was my favorite.

 

[Skeeziks]

Nancy Grace.... The most annoying human being to ever travel over the airwaves.

 

[LedFowl]

Incompetent, irrelevant, immaterial.

 

[sipowicz]

It should be called dancing with the Z list.

 

[Rule 303]

What ever happened to Spaz Bono. Did it win?

Rule 303

 

[dmar]

If they don't vote Chaz Bono off tonight, I'm going to throw all of my TVs out the window, on the odd chance I might channel surf on to the show and see him(?)... It was bad enough to have the woman of my bad dreams on this season (Nancy Grace, ughhh), but Chaz Bono, nothing good will come of this! I'm sorry, but the sight and sound of him(?) is just plain disturbing. What's with the sad excuse of a beard, looks like a 14 year old's best effort. I understand the motive and challenge involved, but please, give it up Chaz, and shave it like a big boy...Plus, Ricky Lake, too, oh great...

Z list indeed, it's the ultimate Wack Pack! Sorry about the rant, just not liking the scene.

 

[pilgrim6a]

Nancy, Chaz? Who are these people and why would someone want to watch them dance on TV?
I'm aware that there are such things as wives, and that they have a certain amount influence as to what channel is on at any given time.

There seems to be a plus side to being a lonely old man. Sadly sitting in the living room, watching the History Channel and cleaning the .44 HE.

 

[shaggist]

NANCY 'WASTE'. BAH!

 

[sipowicz]

I'm aware that there are such things as wives,

Don't you mean wifes?

 

[Beemerguy53]

Nancy, Chaz? Who are these people and why would someone want to watch them dance on TV?
I'm aware that there are such things as wives, and that they have a certain amount influence as to what channel is on at any given time.

There seems to be a plus side to being a lonely old man. Sadly sitting in the living room, watching the History Channel and cleaning the .44 HE.

I've heard of this show, but never watched it. Like you, I can always find something better to do...

 

[LHS]

There seems to be a plus side to being a lonely old man. Sadly sitting in the living room, watching the History Channel and cleaning the .44 HE.

I'm not that old (47), and married, but I can say I've never watched that or most other shows on tv. I watch 5 shows but VCR them since I go to bed at 7:00 at night. Best part is I can skip the commercials!

BTW: I like the history channel but not as much since they have those dumb reality shows now also.

 

[Andy Griffith]

If it isn't Fred Astaire or Bob Hope...it's ****.

End of story.

 

[mg357]

Nancy grace awful awful awful.

 

[LHS]

Who is nancy grace?

 

[sipowicz]

Who is nancy grace?

You are very very lucky my friend.