You know you are a mall ninja when ...
- Thread starter RedNeck Jim
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^^^You might be a mall ninja if you you tout "individuality" to justify your mall ninjacism.
Hey, thinking on your own makes you a Mall Samurai, not a Ninja!
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Kazman
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You might be a mall ninja if you acknowledge people with 'copy that' from the TV series 24....
Copy that.... ��
Copy that.... ��
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"Roger"! and you say "Interrogative" when busting in to ask a question !
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At Mall with FMRS Radio's:
"Jones 7 this is Jones 6 actual, over"
"Jones 7, over"
"Jones 7 this is Jones 6 actual, Advance to grid BN873948747 (food court) for Class 1 refuel, Chalk 1, 2 and 3 (kids) are hungry over."
"Jones 6 this is Jones 7 enroute now, over"
"Jones 7 this is Jones 6, interrogative; did you pick up class 6, over?"
"Jones 6....oops!....out!"
"Jones 7 this is Jones 6 actual, over"
"Jones 7, over"
"Jones 7 this is Jones 6 actual, Advance to grid BN873948747 (food court) for Class 1 refuel, Chalk 1, 2 and 3 (kids) are hungry over."
"Jones 6 this is Jones 7 enroute now, over"
"Jones 7 this is Jones 6, interrogative; did you pick up class 6, over?"
"Jones 6....oops!....out!"
Delos
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Mall Ninja?
Or if you get out of the shower and put on military camo clothes just to take a leak, you might be a mall ninja!
(No, wait, that was an old Buddy Hackett joke about Bob Newhart being the kind of guy that gets out of the shower and puts on a suit just to take a leak).
Like Arnold Schwarzenegger would say:
You be Beethoven and ………. I WILL BE BACH
Whatever happened to X-hey Germans-nay in the Trucks-nay.
(Or however that Pig Latin was done in the old "combat" TV series, that was supposed to confuse German soldiers that learned English recently - and were trying to get past your road block dressed like Americans).
My wife tells me it was last letter of each word first?
Or if you get out of the shower and put on military camo clothes just to take a leak, you might be a mall ninja!
(No, wait, that was an old Buddy Hackett joke about Bob Newhart being the kind of guy that gets out of the shower and puts on a suit just to take a leak).
Like Arnold Schwarzenegger would say:
You be Beethoven and ………. I WILL BE BACH
Whatever happened to X-hey Germans-nay in the Trucks-nay.
(Or however that Pig Latin was done in the old "combat" TV series, that was supposed to confuse German soldiers that learned English recently - and were trying to get past your road block dressed like Americans).
My wife tells me it was last letter of each word first?
You know he's a mall ninja when..........
In November he starts a thread asking for recomendations on the "most effective winter/white camo pattern" for his 15-22............. and you notice his Location is 300 miles south of the Mason/Dixon Line.
At the local range he's often mistaken for a "camo" beachball!
He uses a single point sling when walking downrange to check his zombie target
His drop leg holster is so low he can't reach the pistol's grip without leaning to the side!
He carries his Colt condition 3,mexican carry, at the small of his back ..... because that's the way Magnum PI use to do it....... and he was a Seal!!!
His new "Tactical Get Home Vest" holds 12 30 rd mags,has 2 grenade pouches and has a special M&M pocket.
In November he starts a thread asking for recomendations on the "most effective winter/white camo pattern" for his 15-22............. and you notice his Location is 300 miles south of the Mason/Dixon Line.
At the local range he's often mistaken for a "camo" beachball!
He uses a single point sling when walking downrange to check his zombie target
His drop leg holster is so low he can't reach the pistol's grip without leaning to the side!
He carries his Colt condition 3,mexican carry, at the small of his back ..... because that's the way Magnum PI use to do it....... and he was a Seal!!!
His new "Tactical Get Home Vest" holds 12 30 rd mags,has 2 grenade pouches and has a special M&M pocket.
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Example:...wife = ife-way.... letter = etter-lay..... word = ord-way.
J Rashburne
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You might be a mall ninja if...
the pictures you carry in your wallet of your kids are several years old but you update photos of your latest 15-22 build at least once a week.
the pictures you carry in your wallet of your kids are several years old but you update photos of your latest 15-22 build at least once a week.
J Rashburne
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You might be a mall ninja if...
you have a set of dress camo for formal occassions.
you have a set of dress camo for formal occassions.
shouldazagged
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I've been a widower for a long time, but I have to question whether that's actually possible.
JFootin
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You might be a mall ninja if...
...You cover the perfectly fine upholstery in your car with these.
...You cover the perfectly fine upholstery in your car with these.
DavidC
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...You cover the perfectly fine upholstery in your car with these.
Hummm, may have a lil Mall Ninja in me as I sorta like those - look good in my Wrangler
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RedNeck Jim
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I think some folks confuse being redneck with being a mall ninja. Even though sometimes similar there is a difference. Down here in Missississippi wearing cammo or having a cammo truck, boat or upholstery is not unusual. Think of the Duck Dynasty folks. They have cammo on everything but they certainly aren't mall ninjas. To a southerner, cammo is a fashion statement.
Now granted, if you live in the city, never go hunting and only shoot at a range and have a full cammo ensemble, then yes, you might be a mall ninja. Or at the very least, a redneck wannabe.
Now granted, if you live in the city, never go hunting and only shoot at a range and have a full cammo ensemble, then yes, you might be a mall ninja. Or at the very least, a redneck wannabe.
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