You know you live in the South when...

Man, I love me some cornbread! Been way too long. I like it
(Texas Style?)with jalapenos baked into it. Great with chili con
carne.:cool:
 
There's one thing about us Southerners we'll eat most anything that walks, crawls, flys, swims or grows out of the ground. Now that don't leave anything but rocks and I believe if you boil one long enough you could make soup out of them.
 
I walked up to the register at Publix one day. I had one item. Coming from the other direction was two little old ladies pushing a full buggy. We both stopped, and I gestured them to go ahead. One of 'em says, "You go. You've only got one thing". I said, "No Ma'am, my Mama would hit me". They both laughed, and went ahead of me.
 
There's one thing about us Southerners we'll eat most anything that walks, crawls, flys, swims or grows out of the ground. Now that don't leave anything but rocks and I believe if you boil one long enough you could make soup out of them.

Or if you fired up the cooker, got a good bed of hickory coals going, slathered that rock with your own version of a vinegar-based sauce, and roasted that rock most of the night (turning it maybe once), then come morning that rock would be just falling apart and ripe for pickin'. Yum!

Don't even get me started on the virtues of granite vs. quartz.:D
 
Copenhagen, what a wad of flavor
Copenhagen, you can see it in my smile
Copenhagen, do yourself a favor,
Cheeew Copenhagen, drive them purty girls wild.
 
We have many things here in Louisiana that are craved for all over the world. But of all those things, this is at the very top!
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You should really let those lobsters grow up a little before you eat them. :)
 
It's "tonic" in Boston, fyi.

"Tonic"? Now that's a new one on me!:D

Yeah, calling the soft drinks "coke" is a common thing and covers most cola type drinks.
I guess with so many different brands made in the South...
we just call everything "coke"?
 
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YOU KNOW WHEN YOU ARE IN THE SOUTH WHEN
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I met my bride's, who was born in Georgia, brother-in-law 15 years ago and he said

"YONDER" ever fouth or fifth word in a 4 sentence ramble.....
still kinda' bothers.

Of course theres " Hose pipe", "Let the window up", "Cut the light on"

I could go go and on. ;)
 
I'm feelin' more at home on this forum already now!

Since I found some of the good ole boys from down Dixie way!

Not that I'm disrespectin' anyone else from anywheres' else! I know I'm in with a pretty good group of people who happen to appreciate a good sidearm when they see it. :cool:
 
Wait a minute there. Even though the village (too small to be considered a town) I live in only has (2) of those type pumps, don't be picking on our flashing caution light; that's hi-tek for us! :D

So long as you don't eat that plant snot called okra; excuse me while I...I...Throwing-up-vomit-puke-sick-smiley-emoticon-000652-huge.jpg
 
When the local city of "Cary" is said to stand for Containment Area (for) Recalcitrant Yankees.
 
YOU KNOW WHEN YOU ARE IN THE SOUTH WHEN
================================

I met my bride's, who was born in Georgia, brother-in-law 15 years ago and he said

"YONDER" ever fouth or fifth word in a 4 sentence ramble.....
still kinda' bothers.

Of course theres " Hose pipe", "Let the window up", "Cut the light on"

I could go go and on. ;)

How about "I'm fixin to".And I'm from the South.
 
"Hose pipe" is British. First time I came across it in a Harry Potter book, I had to ask someone. It's a garden hose.

Anybody here in the states use the term? :confused:
 
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