You know you’re a Concealed Weapons Carrier if:

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You know you're a Concealed Weapons Carrier if:

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You know you're a Concealed Weapons Carrier if:


-You start your day selecting what clothes do not print.

-While shopping for a new belt, you select one by what goes best with your holster.

-2:30, 3:00, 4:00 are not times of the day.

-OWB, IWB are very different internet terms than LOL

-The most expensive part of your dress attire is that custom made leather holster you wear.

- Instead of family photos in your wallet you have concealed carry permits.

-Family members are tired of you asking "can you see my handgun under this shirt?"

-$200 is to much to spend for a pair of shoes but your holster was made by a 100 year old Native American in New Mexico, which is made out of a now extinct species, and cost more than you make a month.

-Baggy pants are not only a young mans style but it is the only way you can manage to get your IWB holster in your pants.

-You laugh at any full size auto under .45 ACP but carry a $1,000 9mm because it is really really small.

-Bending over to tie your shoes is a hard task but you can manage to contort you body in to unimaginable ways to see how your new gun feels while wearing it.

-It takes you 15 minutes to pick which one of your carry guns would be perfect to wear on your latest outing.

-As soon as you get home you clean lint off your gun but have not run the sweeper on the carpet in a month.

-If you ever asked your significant other "does this 1911 make me look fat?"

-A major goal of yours it to get every CCW permit from every state that issue out of state permits.

-Your hip has a cramp because you slept the wrong way on your holster last night.

- You have trouble remembering you cell phone number but you know every concealed carry law from every state.
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I can name a few.


You know you're a CW carrier if...

...you don't know your address, anniversary date or kids' birthdays, but you know all of your weapons' serial numbers.

...you only have one or two carry guns, but 14 holsters for each one.

...while shopping with your wife, you give her concerning looks and discreet little shakes of the head when she asks you to try on a shirt or jacket.

...while at restaurants, you avoid sitting in a booth because the back of it hinders your drawing ability.

...you don't go to the movies anymore, because your CC weapon restricts you from fitting in the theater's seats.

...your wife walks thru the room while you are donning your CC gear and rolls her eyes.


I'm sure I could come up with some more. These have all just happened to me PERSONALLY. :D
 
Or how 'bout my favorites...

...you opt for your STAINLESS revolver over your BLUED one because it's raining.

OR...

...you avoid water parks and swimming altogether with your family because you can't carry your gun in your swim trunks.

OR...

...you see an old friend, they give you a hug and they feel your weapon. They then ask you what that is and before you can answer your wife and kids tell your friend it's a gun. Your friend then asks why you carry a gun and your wife and kids all roll their eyes and say, "he's ALWAYS carrying a gun."
 
...you see an old friend, they give you a hug and they feel your weapon. They then ask you what that is and before you can answer your wife and kids tell your friend it's a gun. Your friend then asks why you carry a gun and your wife and kids all roll their eyes and say, "he's ALWAYS carrying a gun."

Ya need to train them munchkins about blowing your cover...
And trade that wife in on one that carries, reloads, and requests you to load up the truck with more firepower than you can carry... and take her to the range. :D


Jim
 
When you look for a stall in the mens room that has a baby changing station to lay your piece on while you relieve your self
 
Ya need to train them munchkins about blowing your cover...
And trade that wife in on one that carries, reloads, and requests you to load up the truck with more firepower than you can carry... and take her to the range. :D


Jim

Nah! Everybody that knows me knows that I ALWAYS have at least one gun (usually two) on me everytime I'm vertical.

After 20 years of packin' it's kinda hard to ignore the fact.
 
Consider not going out with friends because they are going where you are not allowed to carry legally.
 
Consider not going out with friends because they are going where you are not allowed to carry legally.

+1

When I started carrying 10-12 years ago, I stopped going to bars. Then I realized I wasn't missing all that much.

Another one:

When grocery shopping, you always stop by the magazine rack to check out the newest gun rags.
 
...you continue to check out the girls, but you also start watching guys, just to see if you can see them printing.
 
Ya need to train them munchkins about blowing your cover...
And trade that wife in on one that carries, reloads, and requests you to load up the truck with more firepower than you can carry... and take her to the range. :D


Jim

Damn man! Where can a guy find one of those?
 
Damn man! Where can a guy find one of those?
Oh yea... when I am working out of town... she hits the gun shops in about an hour radius of the house and calls me to let me know what they have,,, and asks if I want her to pick anything up. :D
These are just minor reasons I think she is perfect. ;)

You know you ate a concealed weapons carrier if you see cell phone holsters and check to see how much ammo they hold.


Jim
 
...you were carrying concealed when you got married.
...you were carrying concealed when you saw your first child being born.
...you were probably carrying concealed when that child was concieved.

I'm guilty of all three.


Okie John
 
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