After thoroughly reading all of your posts, about your Dog preferences, I feel compelled to give mine, with an explanation.
One of the most enjoyable, happy, sad, terrifying, things I've experienced, during my long, and mostly happy life, was to be owned by a dog. Please note the, who owned whom part, as I want to be precise.
Now that I'm in the last phase of my life, and am no longer, able to do my own work, enjoy, my hobbies, or operate motor vehicles, I spend most of my time in a recliner chair, desk chair, in bed, or in a doctors office or their operating room.
Now would seem to be a perfect time to acquire another Dog, to snuggle with and enjoy. I can't possibly justify doing that, as the dog would most likely outlive me. I've seen the total hell that dogs go through trying to find loved ones, that they believe have abandoned them.
I hope that you folks, understand, and accept my feelings on this matter.
Chubbo