Any original you might be a redneck if Jokes?

[willy]

If'n you got a (UNCLE DADDY)
You might be a Redneck!

 

[zoom6zoom]

You know how to tell if your neighbors are Amish Rednecks?


Dead horse up on cinder blocks in the front yard.

 

[max]

If you ever wore a Budweiser shirt to a DUI court appearance.

 

[1 old 0311]

Your firearms are worth twice what your car is.

 

[sipowicz]

Hey, I heard some of these before...he said original!

 

[Strato]

If you're having your boyfriend's mother's boyfriend's baby.

If you think vinegar is a racial slur used at the tag office.

 

[RobertJ.]

I once fixed a Canon AE-1 35mm camera with duct tape. I figure that puts me in the right category.

I also took a load of trash to the local dump, and while I was there, found a load of lumber which I took home with me. I don't think that's original though, I think I remember Jeff saying, "If you go to the dump, and come home with more than you took..."

 

[samIam]

If you stop at the Pawn Shop on the way to your wifes funeral.
True story

 

[cowart]

If you like watching the movie "Easy Rider" so that you can cheer for the guys in the pickup truck.

 

[rpbcab]

If you have ever had a corndog for breakfast......

 

[red14]

Daaaannnng, I'm not say'n how many of these, I do.

I don't see what the big deal is about the reunion thing.

 

[DeadAye]

If you have ever had a corndog for breakfast......

Mmmmm corndogs...

Does cold pizza and beer count as RedNeck? Or is that a pretty universal breakfast?

 

[walnutred]

I could always tell when it was going to rain by looking at my neighbors fence. If the laundry was hung on the barbed wire fence I knew rain was coming for sure.

 

[JcMack]

Rebuilding the Chevy 265 in the kitchen.

 

[Jswiney9]

this happens in your hometown
Baseball Player Pees On Field During National Anthem

please, please, pray for our youth.

 

[paladin42]

I forgot to clarify that that would be a NORTHERN Redneck not a SOUTHERN one.

In that case - You ain't no red neck!
The city boys that come out here *to hunt* might just be so hung over that they miss opening day.....

 

[jframe]

If you have to clear the carburetor off the kitchen table so you can eat dinner.

 

[mike from st pete]

Redneck = Bubba?

If you take a pristine Milsurp rifle and make a huntin' rifle out of to improve it?

 

[Tracer_Bullet]

If you duct-taped your mailbox to the post. (down the street from my house...)

 

[dacoontz]

If your lying through your tooth.