Trendy catch phrases

[Smith357]

man made global warming
kinetic military action
Analyzing the metrics
cross-functional
result-driven
vision statement
gap analysis
Grandbaby
babydaddy
babymamma
ain't nuttin' but a thang
You know dat
don't be playin' dat
ya see what i'm sayin'
like ya know?

 

[RobertJ.]

Tactical
Tacticool
Shotty

And the phrase, "I love him to death, but..."
It's always followed by something hurtful.

 

[NFrameFred]

"Ya know what I'm sayin"

'cept it usually only has two syllables . . . .

"nome sane ?"

 

[NFrameFred]

....."as if ! "

 

[michael thornton]

ME NO SPEAK ENGLISH?

 

[David LaPell]

"Bite Me"

That's the one I hear from my wife all the time.

 

[Bullseye 2620]

Shoot me before you schedule me into another "Synergy meeting." Joe

This is a direct quote from an email I received yesterday from a senior official at a well-known ACC institution:

"He is working with folks down at _____ to put together an EDA grant proposal to [sic] this program. There may be some synergies with what you are doing. I told ____ that you might call him, if interested."

Guess who wasn't interested.

In a business setting, expressions like this set off my whale poo detector post haste. You know whale poo, right? Well, there's bull poo, then elephant poo, and finally, above all other spin doctoring in a class by itself, whale poo.


Bullseye


Other worthy candidates:

"Yuh feel me?"

"Bromance."

 

[pharman]

Totally honest

I am going to be totally honest with you! Excuse me, but if you are honest aren't you honest? What's this "totally" stuff all about....

 

[P&R Fan]

"Mean Spirited". Usually describing someone who is just barely to the right of a Communist.
And nobody ever has a "Problem" anymore, they're all "Challenges".
Give me time, I'm sure I'll come up with more.
Jim

 

[truckemup97]

"Bite Me"

That's the one I hear from my wife all the time.

I used to say that to my wife all the time. Then my 2 y/o daughter replied, "Bite yourself, Daddy." It was funny, but it taught me to watch what I said around her.

I instantly know someone isn't hip when they say, "You da man!"

 

[CAJUNLAWYER]

Here's a picture of my dinner last night along side my gun.

We have a winna!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Phrases I hate.
"On the ground"
"24/7"
In response to my question-do you have a criminal record "Not that I know of"

 

[seagill]

HELLLLLOOO!

 

[mudcat100]

I heard dat!

 

[DeathGrip]

"I feel like" or "I feel that" followed by some dumb sad story statement.

My favorite is "I DON'T CARE HOW YOU FEEL." Judge Judy.

 

[pilgrim6a]

"I could care less" That's kind of bad. I always liked;
" Mister, you have no idea how little I care." Monte Walsh.

'Babymoma' is bad enough but '2nd Babymoma and 3rd Babymoma' makes me want to put an end to this nitwits reproductive career.

 

[feralmerril]

Well, duuuuh!
It`s been called to my attendition, and I have observed,----
In the future, officers will refrain from-------
Ya think?
We have been given a grant to match your donation----
Do you know why I stopped you?
Been there, done that!
We see you have been falling down on your attendance---
Hey there, big guy!----
You lookin at me?
This will only take a minute.
Dont come to me for sympathy.
You deserve to treat yourself to----
Only three to a person, this offer is limited---
Your call is important to us
It`s for the children
Shape up or ship out!

 

[wildsailer]

this dog dont hunt them woods

 

[calmex]

110 %. As in, "I agree with you 110%!"

 

[Walter Rego]

Wow. Just. Wow.

 

[stantheman86]

I knew a moron in the Army who said "know what I mean" after every single freakin sentence he said......he was some dude with an IQ of like 3, and after 5 days of living with that tool I wanted to throw him out the window........he later got busted for trading child porn online and I wasn't shocked one bit.