Your Favorite Aphorism
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joeintexas
US Veteran
One of my Pappy's favorite sayings to describe a heavy rain is: "It's rainin like a cow peein on a flat rock."
Off a 40 foot bluff!
joeintexas
US Veteran
Don't sweat the petty stuff and don't pet the sweaty stuff.
ThirtyAcres
Member
If you want to hear God laugh, tell him your plans.
OK Hog Shooter
Member
Never go huntin with Dick Cheney!
Fishslayer
US Veteran, Absent Comrade
Reevolvers
Member
When people show you who they are believe them. Its the only time you can be certain they your not being lied to!
Can't never did anything!
When the elephants start to dance its best if the mice step aside.
Notions though many, ain't worth a penny!
The best is the enemy of good enough.
A man whom betrays his culture shouldn't to preach its customs.
Yesterday is history, and tomorrow's a mystery!
Bad ain't never good till worse happens.
Always be sure the juice is worth the squeeze.
The hotter the fire the stronger the steel!
the list could go on and on! My dad had so many sayings that I'll never forget.
Can't never did anything!
When the elephants start to dance its best if the mice step aside.
Notions though many, ain't worth a penny!
The best is the enemy of good enough.
A man whom betrays his culture shouldn't to preach its customs.
Yesterday is history, and tomorrow's a mystery!
Bad ain't never good till worse happens.
Always be sure the juice is worth the squeeze.
The hotter the fire the stronger the steel!
the list could go on and on! My dad had so many sayings that I'll never forget.
crankyoldlady
Member
The person who does not read is no better off than the person who cannot read.
Wise men still seek Him.
Wise men still seek Him.
RobertJ.
Member
A soft answer turns away wrath. (Proverbs)
Therefore:
Speak softly, but carry a big stick. (T.R.)
Therefore:
Speak softly, but carry a big stick. (T.R.)
Fishslayer
US Veteran, Absent Comrade
"Stuff" Happens
I'd rather go hunting with Dick Cheney than driving with Ted Kennedy.
I'd rather go hunting with Dick Cheney than smoke cigars with Bill Clinton.
The Outlaw Josie Whales one of my favorites.
gonzogeezer
Member
Time flies like an arrow, fruit flies like a banana. -Groucho
Live it, or live with it. - Firesign Theatre
Quando omni flunkus moritati. - Possum Lodge credo.
It is what it is.
If you can read this, thank a teacher.
Wenn du Gott siehst ist es zu spät zu bremsen. [If you see God, it is too late to brake.]
Live it, or live with it. - Firesign Theatre
Quando omni flunkus moritati. - Possum Lodge credo.
It is what it is.
If you can read this, thank a teacher.
Wenn du Gott siehst ist es zu spät zu bremsen. [If you see God, it is too late to brake.]
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Seneca
US Veteran
I feel so much better since I gave up hope.
Don't urinate down my back and tell me it's rainin'
Cleaned up version: My apologies To the Gorilla.
chuck
Barnacle Bill
Member
For those who understand, no explanation is needed.
For those who do not understand,no explanation is possable.
For those who do not understand,no explanation is possable.
"He was born stupid and dumbed-down from there."--on some bosses. "Sometimes you just gotta shoot the engineer and begin the darned project!!"--from the oilfield. "Hurry up and wait!!"--from my military time.
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